The Lockhorns by Bunny Hoest and John Reiner for June 22, 2024

hope y’all like the taste of saliva⠄⠄⠄

Sounds like the place is hurting for customers!!!

“Do a good job, and you MIGHT get a tip!”

“And when Loretta and I get into a loud argument later, we’ll be providing the entertainment for the other customers, so we should get a discount for that.”

A waitress introduced herself to us once, and then waited for us to tell her our names.

I might use this line the next time we go out, substituting our names of course.

I said that to a waiter once. He wasn’t nearly as impressed with my wit and charm as I was. In fact he looked a lot like the guy pictured above.

Looking at the waiter’s face, they have been his customers before

The waiter looks appropriately sad…

And the waiter says “yeah, rub it in”.

On the Simpsons one time, the family went out to this fancy restaurant, and after the waiter introduced himself, Homer said “Hello, I’m Homer. I’ll be your customer.” And then the family laughed while the waiter made a sarcastic comment.

Great line, I have been tempted to use that line at restaurants, diners and the bank.

Waiter (thinking but not saying): “Do you have to be?!”

I have done that a couple of times, but only to wait staff who already knew us.

Very funny Leroy

I like to tell the Hostess, “We’d like a table with a waiter, please.’