Sherman's Lagoon by Jim Toomey for June 25, 2024

Taking drugs, divorcing, going to rehab, … lots of fun stuff

Presumably their legs look tasty underwater. Pack condiments.

Way to avoid the question, Megan.

Megan coined a word.

I’m with Herman about “celebrities.”

Megan is not meeting with much enthusiasm, is she?

Does Universal City still have the “Jaws” displays? Herman would like that…

She wants to meet Bruce, the shark from Jaws.

Excellent word, because many of them are only famous for being famous.

“But, Mom, we can just do that here on the computer.”

Going to California to look for celebrities is like going to Washington, D.C. looking for statesmen. :(

They are locked within their mansions; anticipating November…

or walking their dog or putting their pants on one leg at a time like any other human

Celebrititatjhgfgh, darn it.

I’ll stick with skipping their movies.

Don’t bother wasting your money.

If celebrities wouldn’t like to be stalked and ogled, they never would have become celebrities.

Herman isn’t impressed. I wouldn’t be either. And it will be embarrassing if Sherman eats a celebrity.