C'est la Vie by Jennifer Babcock for May 29, 2024

Look at that face!! I pity the poor landlord.

Landlords are evil scum.

I think her inner French chef just materialized.

Let us just say that the Landlord is about to find out why in the old days named hurricanes were always given women’s names.

Crucifixion is too good for them, Mona! Have you considered having farmers block off highways?

I bet this is inspired by a recent true story

True story. I was in an apartment where the bottom of the kitchen cabinet was eight feet off the ground. I am six feet tall and I could barely reach the lowest shelf. I never got the full story, but I assume it was the owner beign a jerkwad.

Mail him a note that suggests the payment of rent.

You put pictures of dishes in them, each with the caption “Ceci n’est pas un plat”.

Let’s be honest: with these rent costs, you wouldn’t be able to afford any food to put on those dishes. So, who needs dishes!

I have a solution for the problem….‘’Paper Plates’’. Works well for me.

I had a lady friend that lived in a 3rd story flat that we discovered was papered over with newspaper and cardboard then painted to simulate walls and a ceiling. We discovered this when a family of raccoons fell through the ceiling.