That ‘hitting every red light’ also happens when you’re late for work… and heaven help you if on your way to work you have to cross railroad tracks on a busy railway, and a long freight train is just coming through. (You know it’s going to be a long train when it’s got five engines in the front.)
Nah, that’s just Rule 16 of The Perverse Universe. 17 is if you don’t want to be late for something so you leave an extra 15min early, every single automatic signal will be green.
Yakety Sax 8 days ago
Try it when driving a delivery truck and the stop you’re at won’t allow you to use their restroom!
Seanette Premium Member 8 days ago
Especially bad when you have a diabetic in the car.
bobpickett1 8 days ago
does seem that way
juicebruce 8 days ago
Thus the reason to go … Before I go ;-)
Pocosdad 8 days ago
And as you rush to get home, you hit every pothole in the road.
Gent 8 days ago
Doggie just looking for nearest tree or fire hydrant.
Steverino Premium Member 8 days ago
E for effort. P for relief.
flemmingo 8 days ago
When I buy something at a restaurant and want to get it home quick, that’s when I catch every light.
ctolson 8 days ago
Even worse if there’s only one traffic light and you’re on the cross street of a highway.
Strider Keninginne Premium Member 8 days ago
That ‘hitting every red light’ also happens when you’re late for work… and heaven help you if on your way to work you have to cross railroad tracks on a busy railway, and a long freight train is just coming through. (You know it’s going to be a long train when it’s got five engines in the front.)
dbrucepm 8 days ago
having to pee is bad, diarrhea is worse
Homerville Premium Member 8 days ago
It never fails to happen.
KEA 8 days ago
Nah, that’s just Rule 16 of The Perverse Universe. 17 is if you don’t want to be late for something so you leave an extra 15min early, every single automatic signal will be green.
the lost wizard 8 days ago
Like when you’re on the bus and it has to stop at every stop. :)
Robert Nowall Premium Member 8 days ago
You need an un-Plugger…
Khatkhattu Premium Member 8 days ago
Once used that as an excuse when I was stopped for speeding, saved the cost of a ticket in exchange for a little bit of dignity.
Geophyzz 8 days ago
I just stop beside the road; but I wish I’d payed for the four door model.
razzledazzle295 8 days ago
It worse when the nearest rest stop is about 40 miles away.
bwswolf 8 days ago
YES …… can relate …… ;)
pheets 8 days ago
…and every pothole/bump.
eddi-TBH 8 days ago
Learn all the emergency rest stops between wherever and home.
dogday Premium Member 5 days ago
On the other hand, the surest way to get every green light is to need to put your mascara on (when you’re the passenger, of course!)