A lady goes to the store to get a hair trimmer for her dog…
..as she’s browsing a clerk comes along and says “If you’re using it on you’re underarms, don’t spray on deodorant for a few hours it will sting a lot.”
She says “No, it’s not for my underarms.”
The clerk says “Well if you’re doing your legs, don’t wear pantyhose for a day, it can irritate your skin.”
She says “No it’s not for my legs… if you must know, it’s for my Schnauzer”
The clerk says “Ah, I see, in that case don’t ride a bicycle for a week.”
ekke 7 months ago
So, is it Sophia or Macie who is trying hardest to get a date?
Little Caesar 7 months ago
I’d say Sophia is a heavy sweater.
jonnytest 7 months ago
I knew a high school girl who would put on several layers of clothing in a changing room, and then walk right out of the store.
Pickled Pete 7 months ago
Speaking of long hair:
A lady goes to the store to get a hair trimmer for her dog…
..as she’s browsing a clerk comes along and says “If you’re using it on you’re underarms, don’t spray on deodorant for a few hours it will sting a lot.”
She says “No, it’s not for my underarms.”
The clerk says “Well if you’re doing your legs, don’t wear pantyhose for a day, it can irritate your skin.”
She says “No it’s not for my legs… if you must know, it’s for my Schnauzer”
The clerk says “Ah, I see, in that case don’t ride a bicycle for a week.”
sarahbowl1 Premium Member 7 months ago
God bless those (and all) firemen for their service!
Steve Dallas 7 months ago
For the love of all that’s holy, can someone buy Macie a Bic Lady Shaver?
stevesabe 7 months ago
pull
DawnQuinn1 7 months ago
Hasn’t anyone ever told Macie about Nair?
mindjob 7 months ago
It’s so easy to get into the record books these days
6odc2pemgb55 7 months ago
Wow – scraping the bottom of the barrel for “facts” today, aren’t we?
joefearsnothing 7 months ago
Wow! I’m educated now! BION must be desparate!
Buspopcod 7 months ago
What some people will do to avoid turning up the thermostat.
charles9156 7 months ago
could be a rush of human dermatology items ;+)
oish 7 months ago
moondog42 Premium Member 7 months ago
Doesn’t everyone grow that one weird hair that is inexplicably long?
Cathy P. 7 months ago
Was Sophia going on an airplane trip? Was she trying to keep her luggage weight under the limit?
fourteenpeeves 6 months ago
Dogs used to get st uck in holes in the fence…I guess this is progress.