Ripley's Believe It or Not by Ripley’s Believe It or Not! for June 08, 2024

Hophia Sayden One time there were 46 sweaters.

Marcie Savis Doutherland One time I was 7.25 inches tall altogether.

May the Lord be with you as He is with me.

So, is it Sophia or Macie who is trying hardest to get a date?

I’d say Sophia is a heavy sweater.

I knew a high school girl who would put on several layers of clothing in a changing room, and then walk right out of the store.

Speaking of long hair:

A lady goes to the store to get a hair trimmer for her dog…

..as she’s browsing a clerk comes along and says “If you’re using it on you’re underarms, don’t spray on deodorant for a few hours it will sting a lot.”

She says “No, it’s not for my underarms.”

The clerk says “Well if you’re doing your legs, don’t wear pantyhose for a day, it can irritate your skin.”

She says “No it’s not for my legs… if you must know, it’s for my Schnauzer”

The clerk says “Ah, I see, in that case don’t ride a bicycle for a week.”

God bless those (and all) firemen for their service!

For the love of all that’s holy, can someone buy Macie a Bic Lady Shaver?

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Hasn’t anyone ever told Macie about Nair?

It’s so easy to get into the record books these days

And it was so cold that Sophia’s nipples still poked through.

Wow – scraping the bottom of the barrel for “facts” today, aren’t we?

Wow! I’m educated now! BION must be desparate!

What some people will do to avoid turning up the thermostat.

could be a rush of human dermatology items ;+)

Take this quarter, go downtown, and have a rat gnaw that thing off your arm (face)! Good day to you, madam. -“Uncle Buck”

Doesn’t everyone grow that one weird hair that is inexplicably long?

Was Sophia going on an airplane trip? Was she trying to keep her luggage weight under the limit?

Dogs used to get st uck in holes in the fence…I guess this is progress.