Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for May 27, 2024

Some people won’t take directions, even if you talk until you’re blue in the face.

If only people were this obvious all the time.

Ample excitement.

Everyone needs a little encouragement once in a while.

Doesn’t work if you’re color blind.

Yellow means drive like hell cuz it’s going to turn red

Life’s like that

Nin: schort for Ninny

Com: short for Communication

Poop: needs no clarification (or maybe it does?)

A LED pin of a small working traffic light could be worn at loud parties to indicate whether a person is actively interested, losing interest, or not interested in someone’s conversation.

I didn’t know the traffic light had a secret identity.

…shortest measurable time known to man – between the light turning green and when the driver behind you blows there horn!

Shouldn’t there be a phone app that interactively watches the traffic signals and informs you when it is time to put down your phone and drive?

been visiting with an octopus?

Car bashit stare down and stare up.

Show all possibilities.

I don’t think the “Proceed with caution” gal is incorrect … unless she’s batting her eyes …⁉️

You can never go wrong with “Nincompoop”, one of the most fantastic words in the English language.

What’s the yellow light mean? Slow Down. What….does….the…. yellow…. light….. mean?

In Flanders Fields poem by John McCrae

…I had a girlfriend like this once…

…or twice…

…port & left have the same amount of letters …

…as do green & right…

…as for the moon…

…the phases are easy to remember with…

…what’s up D.O.C. …

…if the moon looks like a D. …

…it is heading for full…

…‘O.’…

…if it looks like a C. …

…it is waning…

…also…

…if a book mentions a gun in a cabin…

…or a movie shows the gun in a cabin…

…it implies that the gun will be used later…

…the movie Argyle…

…is a prime example of this…

She used to think the ability to change colors was a superpower, but nobody ever listened to her.