Reality Check by Dave Whamond for June 17, 2024

that … makes me love my boxers more

Don’t ask her about her emotional support bra.

Doctor tells you to wear support socks. They are so tight! You follow orders then doctor shows you the dents in your ankles from the socks and declares you have edema!

There’s been a lot of friction in his life recently.

Mooch has the other one in MUTTS.

Mister Socko!

So that’s where the missing socks go.

Another perk of being a n_udist. No static cling.

sock it to me…

“And the other one is in front, so I always feel like I’m being hugged.”

“You ain’t got a thing if you ain’t got that cling…”

I had some emotional support underwear that clung to the inside legs of a pair of pants! One in each pant leg… what are the odds!?

I went out and bought a lottery ticket!

I did not win!

I’ll stick to my emotional support cats.

Hey, everybody, stop giving him static!

She misses his sox appeal.

This is the “last place” you’d find white sox.

Not quite a kick in the seat of the pants, but close.

He’s wearing Walmart …!

( a little red carpet lingo there )

23-19!!! 23-19!!!

Since this is a white sock, are the people in today’s strip in Chicago?

I heard there was a lot of static in that relationship.

I Supp-Hose that could be true.