In the Bleachers by Ben Zaehringer for June 26, 2024

I’ve got a guy. He does all the hard work for me. I would not be here without Him. He’s the only reason anyone can get in. Without Him no one can enter.

One of the unadvertised “features” is that it’s like Hotel California, once you check in, you can never leave.

One time I weighed 251.

Grams, right?

They only let in coaches that are notorious for pulling players out of the game?

Spiritually. You must “bench 250” spiritually. Doing the heavy lifting on God’s path while you live in this temporal reality will help at the final judgement and the eternal reality.

Well, I was going to h*ll anyway…

did he wipe down the bench after using it?

As the book says, blessed are the meek, not the weak!

I’m in big trouble……..

I imagine it’s far enough up that gravity doesn’t impact the barbells.

The meek shall not inherit the earth; stupidity will overwhelm it first.

and that is exactly why I keep exercising!

Back when I weighed 250 I was capable of sitting on a bench. Does that qualify?

Heaven’s not for wimps.

That’s not heaven.

Does that mean women are not allowed?

…only the ones that are juiced…(think East Germany at the Olympics back a few decades…lol!)

He musta took a wrong turn at Albuquerque.

1RPM 285

That version of Heaven wouldn’t have very many women.