Herman by Jim Unger for June 24, 2024

Is it big enough?

P stops every 10 miles

You got an IV set up with that thing?

Time to bail

Free refills?

Caffeine Jacuzzi out in the back.

Know thyself.

“….This may take a while.”

Gonna take more than that 5 gallon cuppa for her to get ready. Then he’ll be another hour in the jakes.

Seems legit.

A 10-liter cup!

When the doctor says, “Please limit yourself to one cup of coffee a day.”

So, everything IS bigger in Texas

She bought that cup online for the purpose she wanted. However, near the bottom, he’s going to complain about his coffee being cold and it doesn’t fit in the microwave.

Guaranteed you won’t sleep on the date.

I wonder how long it took her to make all that coffee.

Hang onto that — it’ll come in handy for that ONE drink the doc said you could have every evening.

Someone who wears fur-accented garments around the house will probably have to go back to 1965 to start getting ready. :)

After this cup, he’s gonna paint the town red. Literally.

Probably gonna need a couple of refills by the time she’s ready.

“Um … excuse me? — I believe I ordered a large … Hello!”