F Minus by Tony Carrillo for June 24, 2024

Dang! Where’s the rest of the map?

Keep em guessing

“The treasure is buried under the last words”? I’m afraid I don’t get it.

…center lane of the interstate. Hey, if I got to go, I’m taking some of you with me.

According to the family legend, great grandpa Pimentel went out into the orchard behind the house the night before he died and buried a lot of money. Generations have searched for it unsuccessfully. (We do get oranges though.)

Cue Steve Goodman “Turnpike Tom”.

If I can manage it, I plan, as my last words to say, “I once found a suitcase with two million dollars, but I was scared and hid it in the …”

gruesome

Too much thinking is involved for this to be a Monday cartoon.

Well, at least you know it is buried and under something. Narrows the field down a bit.

Few get to choose their last words. My wife lost the ability to speak two years before she died. Say it now.