Close to Home by John McPherson for June 25, 2024

But at least you can finish your dissertation on coconuts…

But what about the extended warranty on your car??

I’m pretty sure I paid it off for you.

Their collections people will go to any lengths.

Feel free to come and collect.

Come and get me if you want my payment!

Don’t worry! Biden has your back! The rest of us working taxpayers will bail you out!

Do you accept coconuts?

Caribbean Express Card?

Make sure it’s addressed to you. That bottle could have ended up anywhere.

I thought Biden increased the national debt by forgiving these.

Yes, they are.

and heartless… unless you have a way to get back home and this looks deceiving. :\

Hooray! He’ll be rescued!!!

They will go after your heirs and your parents if they survive you.

I just think of all the people who did pay for their education. I wish someone would reimburse me now!

Just a castaway, an island lost at sea

Another lonely day with no one here but me

More loneliness than any man could bear

Rescue me before I fall into despair

Message in a bottle

probably for the best if he never gets rescued!

Biden will forgive you

I spy with my little eye a Bleeb in a tree.

Isn’t it something how creditors can find you but you don’t appear on any rescuers radar?

Debts ridiculous.

Banks will find you wherever you are!

Looks like somebody didn’t vote democrat.

Well you’re already enjoying your own island paradise