Close to Home by John McPherson for June 29, 2024

OK, Snowflake

Small steps.

That’s exactly what that steer said…

Now he could cool off in that lake he thinks he sees in the distance. The problem is, no matter how much he walks, he never seems to get closer to it.

Don’t forget to hydrate, oh wait…never mind.

How many steps did you make, Bleeb? Or . . . do you just beam in and out of places?

So… is that a BitFit, Mapple, or one o’them Googley Sansumg watches, ‘cause the battery life on that thing is legendary!

Legen-dary!!!

He probably ended up in the same place anyway.

10,000 steps is only about 5 miles.

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Barefoot in desert? Hot sand, catus, critters! Yeah, right!

Now for some water…..

Ha! It’s not the heat that gets you, it’s the stupidity.

WE like to walk early in the summer so we don’t get too hot

It’s nice to have that feeling of accomplishment.

You burned so many calories, you can have an extra helping of desert. No, that’s not a typo.

Why do desert scenes always have a cattle skull and not the rest of the skeleton?

The watch is a mirage.

I have to admire him for making the best of a bad situation.

There is the definition of an Optimist!