Garfield is looking for a vitamin “proven in clinical trials” that will give you muscle tone and take weight off (regardless of how much you eat) while you sleep. Don’t you see the ads on television, Jon? But wait, call in now and we’ll double the supply.
Notice there is never a mention of the credentials of those running the “clinical trials.”
Richard Simmonds died recently at 76. Meanwhile Mick Jagger, 81, can still strut across the stage like a kid half his age. I say live like a rock star. You have all of eternity to rest.
Eat right, exercise and still die. Yep that is what Jim Fixx did, he was one of the people who invented jogging. Wrote a best-selling book about running and, ironically, died of a heart attack at the age of 52 years while Running! Exercise till you die.
Cats are a bad example for humans. Their physiology can maintain good muscle tone with a minimum of exercise and sleeping 16 hours per day. Humans cannot.
codycab about 2 months ago
As seen on a comic strip.
lucasasanto15 about 2 months ago
Does anyone think Jon Arbuckle is like a father to Garfield and Odie?
constantine48 about 2 months ago
I think Jon is projecting his insecurities.
Yakety Sax about 2 months ago
Eat right, exercise and still die.
Healthy is just a slower way to die.
ꜝ about 2 months ago
he’s already lived longer than any other cat – why change things now?
Last Rose Of Summer Premium Member about 2 months ago
Then you’d ( small scream) want me to, shudder, weigh myself occasionally.
jonnytest about 2 months ago
Eat what smells good; your body is telling you that you need the nutrients therein.
Regarding exercise, forget it. If you don’t use it, it won’t wear out.
win.45mag about 2 months ago
I think I see diabetes creeping in….
LawrenceS about 2 months ago
Garfield is looking for a vitamin “proven in clinical trials” that will give you muscle tone and take weight off (regardless of how much you eat) while you sleep. Don’t you see the ads on television, Jon? But wait, call in now and we’ll double the supply.
Notice there is never a mention of the credentials of those running the “clinical trials.”
Troglodyte about 2 months ago
Garfield dreams big, and it shows – on him.
Gent about 2 months ago
Why only right? He is eats left right and center.
2AndFour about 2 months ago
Well said, Garfield. Eat the things that you love and be happy.
My First Premium Member about 2 months ago
Richard Simmonds died recently at 76. Meanwhile Mick Jagger, 81, can still strut across the stage like a kid half his age. I say live like a rock star. You have all of eternity to rest.
edmund_graham about 2 months ago
Has that ever worked Jon?
blakerl about 2 months ago
Eat right, exercise and still die. Yep that is what Jim Fixx did, he was one of the people who invented jogging. Wrote a best-selling book about running and, ironically, died of a heart attack at the age of 52 years while Running! Exercise till you die.
I like Garfield’s approach.
CaveCat87 about 2 months ago
Really, the only exercise Garfield has ever gotten is chasing the ice cream truck or running away from vicious dogs that he teases.
Mediatech about 2 months ago
“I will not waste my days by trying to prolong them.” – Jack London
Daltongang Premium Member about 2 months ago
Jon, you forget that when you tell Garfield he needs to get in shape, that Garfield already knows that round is a shape.
IndyW about 2 months ago
Obesity kills animals too, ya know.
Goat from PBS about 2 months ago
You can’t fool us! Exercise is a hoax.
amaneaux about 2 months ago
Yeah, it’s all a scam by Big Health. I wouldn’t trust them any further than I could . . . run.
Strawberry King about 2 months ago
No, sir! Eating right and exercising ain’t his way!
mistercatworks about 2 months ago
Cats are a bad example for humans. Their physiology can maintain good muscle tone with a minimum of exercise and sleeping 16 hours per day. Humans cannot.
John M about 2 months ago
OK then just exercise ;)
w16521 about 2 months ago
Garfield’s stomach is nearly higher then his feet.
Walter Kocker Premium Member about 2 months ago
Today, August 1st, I started my course of Phentermine/Topiramate (diet drug(s) that simulate being “full”).
I’ll keep you informed, but for the moment, I’m standing in front of the mirror waiting for the pounds to drop off.
No, actually, I’m off to the shed where the dreadmill awaits . . .
N.Comicfan about 2 months ago
Jon: Still a jerk, always a jerk. (I think?)
M.K.Staffeld about 2 months ago
Jon….let’s talk about your trips to the donut shops and all those 200+ frig magnets of the pizza places…
TommyEfreeti about 2 months ago
So far what Garf’s doin is workin’ fer ’em!
WentHulk about 2 months ago
He’s not scamming you Garfield………..