Shouting is a sure way to divorce court. Now for the “issue” at hand. Plant some crawling ivy outside your apartment, you little whiner. Now is that and shouting worth breaking up over ?
“It was a dark and stormy night in the HOA. Suddenly, a shot rang out! A door slammed. The maid screamed.
Suddenly, a pirate ship appeared on the horizon! While millions of people were starving, the king lived in luxury. Meanwhile, on a small farm in Kansas, a boy was growing up. A letter arrived from the HOA President."
oldthang 5 months ago
At least the typewriter didn’t spit out his paper this time…
PhantomStrngrr 5 months ago
The drama! The suspense! I can’t wait to read what happens next.
mccollunsky 5 months ago
Snoopy is writing a sitcom.
Argythree 5 months ago
As a retired city planner, I really got a kick out of this…
Ellis97 5 months ago
That’s real deep, Snoopy.
Darryl Heine 5 months ago
Planning Commission? What is that?
gantech 5 months ago
That’s so…de-vine.
Count Olaf Premium Member 5 months ago
Kudzu will have it vine covered in a matter of weeks.
goboboyd 5 months ago
They wouldn’t allow your plans for a burrow in a low hill. They liked the design of the round front door though.
Angry Indeed Premium Member 5 months ago
Love’s promise lies bleeding ❣️
uniquename 5 months ago
I always wondered what the next day, when day-to-day reality finally hits, was like at the end of all those romantic stories.
dflak 5 months ago
We live in Brooklyn and you believed me?
win.45mag 5 months ago
Shouting is a sure way to divorce court. Now for the “issue” at hand. Plant some crawling ivy outside your apartment, you little whiner. Now is that and shouting worth breaking up over ?
Decepticomic 5 months ago
A match made in… well, not heaven.
Daltongang Premium Member 5 months ago
“It was a dark and stormy night in the HOA. Suddenly, a shot rang out! A door slammed. The maid screamed.
Suddenly, a pirate ship appeared on the horizon! While millions of people were starving, the king lived in luxury. Meanwhile, on a small farm in Kansas, a boy was growing up. A letter arrived from the HOA President."
MichiganMitten 5 months ago
Or the Homeowner’s Associations nowadays.
zarilla 5 months ago
Vines can damage house walls. Do not plant near house.
Strawberry King 5 months ago
How does it end? I can’t stand the suspense!!!
Otis Rufus Driftwood 5 months ago
Bureaucrats always ruin romance.
Curiosity Premium Member 5 months ago
And HOAs are even worse.
anncorr339 5 months ago
Good story Snoopy
B UTTONS 5 months ago
… once you get the City Planning permit, you argue with the HOA.
charles9156 5 months ago
is that like HOA?
Dgwphotos 5 months ago
English Ivy is invasive and kills trees.
Jack Bell Premium Member 5 months ago
Letting vines climb on your house is one of the worst things a home owner can do. They will destroy your house.
[Unnamed Reader - 14b4ce] 5 months ago
And it turned out to be poison oak….