Dark Side of the Horse by Samson for July 03, 2024

Top Secret Club? Never heard of it.

What is the use of belonging to a secret society, if one can not divulge said membership to impress the unworthy?

Perfect!

If you want to belong to my Top Secret Club, send $500 to…

How did the bird know?

I went to my first Verbaholics Anonymous meeting the other day. We talked about it.

I don’t need any secretive tops, but do you have some modest gyroscopes?

Top secret club eh. Ah you means the one at the edge of the woods with the big signboard saying “Top Secret Club” eh.

Not tells me they is horsekick you outta the club horsie.

Maybe you can joins the bottom secret club now eh.

’Nother great club is “We Who Were Kicked Out of Top Secret Club” (WWWKOOTSC). Be proud!

Somebody has to be killed.

he’s the talk of the town…

She won’t take off her bra, says that top secret Area DDD

*knock-knock-knock!

Helloooo! Anybody there? I have a pizza delivery for The Top Secret Club! Helloooo!

shudda used sign language…!

I guess he didn’t fight them on it.

The bird’s phone just rang. he’s out.

Ha! I heard talking too much can make you Hoarse.

I must be the only one in the world who hasn’t seen Fight Club, but I can’t get anyone to tell me about it

Read all about it in the classifieds.

The second rule of Top Secret Club – never answer the phone during a meeting – grounds for expulsion.

Well, at least he followed the sixth rule: “No shirts, no shoes.”

It could be worse. That Top Secret club could be SPECTER

I’m sorry Horace, what was that you said? I really wasn’t listening.

you just did

Horace was once on I’ve Got a Secret.