Reality Check by Dave Whamond for July 12, 2024

You’re a lizard. How about Gizzard?

Hostile?

It seem like Ralph is having trouble getting away from giant lizards the past couple of days.

The original name was Gojira

There’s already a famous rhyming gorilla: Magilla Gorilla

“Magilla”

Sorry ‘Zilla, but you’re just an oversized version of a certain insurance company representative.

name game fame…

So does vanilla.

He’s having a reptile dysfunction.

Bonilla might be a hit in New York. :)

I keep thinking “Hostile Erectile Crocodile” …

“Big Croc” for short …!

What Rhymes with Tokyo ? ;-)

Name that toon!

Now Ive got the song stuck in my head, “godzilla” Blue Oyster Cult

’Looks like The Whole Megillah to me.

Personally, I’ve never understood how the heck “Godzilla” is an anglicization of “Gojira”. How does that sound more English?

In Japan, it’s gojirra but Westerners have trouble pronouncing Japanese. :)