Rubes by Leigh Rubin for June 25, 2024

A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds.

Maybe get one that says “the more things stay the same, the less they change”.

Or, as would be said in France (apologies for not using the correct accents marks) Plus ca change, plus ca la meme chose.

“Do I wear the one where the T in things is completely to the left of the T in The, or where they line up exactly, or one is just a bit off?”

Is he related to the woman who wore the same dress all the time on Seinfeld?

Just grab one, already!

Jeff Goldblum did that in The Fly remake. Same outfit every day.

All my socks are almost exactly the same, except for when they were purchased. it’s really easy to find a matching pair…

He’s got this down to a Tee.

Tant mieux, tant pi$ …

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Change things up with italics.

Now, find the teal Charlie Brown shirt at the far end of the rack….

Let’s see do ya wear the one with the food stain or the bleach spot one or ragged edge to be tucked in, or…..