Broom Hilda by Russell Myers for July 11, 2024

Reckon Nerwin is related to Dr. Doolittle.

Okay … Here’s a movement …

Why did she park it under a branch?

I talked to a bird once. It called me cheap

And the bird says “why I’m here. Duh.”

I recently had a bird poop on my car while I was washing it.

One of my cool memories is when, coming home from work one day, as I exited the garage and headed to the back door, I saw a neighborhood cat I would sometimes encounter, usually as I left for work. He was on the railing of a second-floor apartment next door. I waved and said “Hi, cat!”. He said “Meow!” back… ☺

Bad idea Nerwin, birds poop whenever they take flight, to avoid the energy cost of carrying any waste material with them.

I thought she drove a wreck?

Someone complained to the utility company where I worked that birds perching on the wires were p##ping on his car that he always parked under the wires. The company ended up putting a loose sleeve on the wire so the birds could not stay upright when they landed.

Don’t provoque him, Nerwin.

Never park underneath a tree or a lamp post.

don’t park under the apple tree because birds do more than pee