Moderately Confused by Jeff Stahler for July 10, 2024

How about a new Netflix cereal?

Save enough box tops and you get free Metamucil®.

Like what?

Wrong store!!

Yes, the flakes are the toys. For your gut.

I use the unsugared, store brand cereal as snacks. It’s a lot cheaper and healthier than chips or cookies or whatever else goes as comfort food.

It amazes me how vast the cereal section of the market is. Shelf space is at a premium, but it goes on for about half a football field (a universally recognized unit of length in America). Also how difficult it is to find just a plain cereal with grain only, that doesn’t have sugar. Then you have children’s cereal which has enough sugar in it, that if ignited will burn for several hours.

A free colonoscope!

You get the prize daily

The box is big enough to hide a Maserati…and still have room for the cereal.

TP

Like they sell in “Adult Toy” Stores ? No no no….

Good place for a Matchbox or Corgi car or Barbie Kid and motorcycle.

Glow in the dark monster heads.

Or you could grow up before you reach 30.

The reward is having a good, umm go..

I agree.

Regularity…

Grown-up toy or adult toy?

Maybe a toy related to Star Wars. :-)

Especially because the cost of cereals these days!

Adult toys just wouldn’t be appropriate for cereal boxes.

…a free suppository