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Back when boxes wine first came out, it came in boxes around 1.75 or 2 liters, if I remember right — except in Louisiana, where they were 3 liters. And, all alcohol was sold in the grocery stores. And, my friend observed a man drinking a Coke in a bar being told by an off-duty cop: go ahead, have another beer! We’re not ticketing anyone tonight.
quonk999 8 months ago
She needs to take the bag out of the box. You can get at least one more glass out of it that way.
I speak from experience.
GreasyOldTam 8 months ago
Him: “Hon, that’s it til the next trip to Costco.”
Her: “Why are you still standing here? Get in the car.”
Yakety Sax 8 months ago
Slapping only works on tv remotes anyway.
Ermine Notyours 8 months ago
You could take out the bag and breathe the vapors.
Ellis97 8 months ago
Well let’s just say that Wine-Box Lady ain’t the best example of mankind.
Hammurabi.Wolfe 8 months ago
with this summer’s weather, I certainly could purchase my Pinot Grigio or Sauvignon Blanc by tanker wagon.
Dapperdan61 Premium Member 8 months ago
That reminds me I need to go to Costco and get more Wine
FassEddie 8 months ago
“We will sell no wine before the label dries.”
Solarbear Premium Member 8 months ago
Back when boxes wine first came out, it came in boxes around 1.75 or 2 liters, if I remember right — except in Louisiana, where they were 3 liters. And, all alcohol was sold in the grocery stores. And, my friend observed a man drinking a Coke in a bar being told by an off-duty cop: go ahead, have another beer! We’re not ticketing anyone tonight.
Richard Perry 8 months ago
Spank that monkey!
WineStar Premium Member 8 months ago
Everyone knows that you pull the bag out of the box & squeeze it! More effective than spanking.
miztrniceguy 8 months ago
I expected it to have been said by now. I’m disappointed. Oh here goes:“Hawk Tuah! Spit on that thang!”
eddi-TBH 8 months ago
Rip open the box, pierce the plastic liner and suck away like a wino vampire.