Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for July 06, 2024

Wiz is weird.

We’re off to see the Wizard

The wonderful Wizard of Id

We hear he is a whiz of a wiz

If ever a wiz there was

If ever, oh ever a wiz there was

The Wizard of Id is one because

Because, because, because, because, because

Because of the wonderful things he does

A silk dis-comforter.

Spiders can make such nice (even beautiful) patterns on things.

People just don’t seem to appreciate where/when they make them.

But it’s pretty!

Spiderman bedsheets.

Normal day. Get up and check the web.

Charlotte’s so artistic.

The Count thought she tooted in bed and the comforter billowed up.

Should help a little with the cold!

That’s a strong spider. Quick, Wiz, do some magic or something!

And it wouldn’t be so bad if it was a Spyder.

I once dated a girl with a dress like that. She was a bet Spidery too!

And does nice work.

“Hey, girls, I’ve got an idea for a new quilt design….”