Stone Soup by Jan Eliot for December 09, 2024

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    Concretionist  about 2 months ago

    Dollar limit makes sense. But you cannot legislate good taste.

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    Yakety Sax  about 2 months ago

    A Not-So-Secret Santa

    In the pre-health-crisis days, my office used to decorate inside for Christmas. Post-crisis, we mostly work from home with a rotation of people coming in to deal with mail and training new people.

    My contribution to making the place colorful was to do door decorations for the supervisors. Basically, I would get construction paper and then cut and assemble it into Christmasy scenes. I was especially proud of the year I made a Snoopy, ready to fly off and fight the Red Baron. I also have a personal decoration I made that I stick up on the wall by my desk every year.

    This year, my office is encouraging us to come in for a Christmas party, and my immediate supervisor is pretty excited. She notices I have put up my decorations.

    Supervisor: “Oh! I remember when you would do those! You should do one for our boss! We can sneak it onto his door before the party.”

    Me: “Well, I can make one and get it on his door before the party, since I’m usually here before him, but I’m not sure how effective sneaking will be.”

    Supervisor: “It will be a surprise! We’ll tell him we don’t know where it came from!”

    I look pointedly at my decoration and at my desk… which is three feet from his door.

    Me: “You really think he won’t figure it out?”

    Supervisor: Pauses “I probably shouldn’t encourage you to lie, huh?”

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    MRBLUESKY529  about 2 months ago

    This is why I don’t participate in secret Santa.

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    kaycstamper  about 2 months ago

    The ultimate dis.

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    TonyR Premium Member about 2 months ago

    How about a “Pooping” Santa?

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    RadioDial Premium Member about 2 months ago

    ..wait, what happened with the Wally-Susan arc from Saturday???

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    mousefumanchu Premium Member about 2 months ago

    When I’d get a guy, I’d head out to Hickory Farm and get dollar limit on jerky. They all loved to watch bowl games & jerky went wonderfully.

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    kab2rb  about 2 months ago

    When I was working pt for county, I always dread buying a gift for coworker, our taste in products might be different, without over spending.

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    MarshaOstroff  about 2 months ago

    When I was growing up (back in the Dark Ages), we had “pollyannas” in school, none of this “Secret Santa” stuff. I wonder when the change took place.

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    Khatkhattu Premium Member about 2 months ago

    Ask Mr. Humphries about the Christmas Display Unit (From the series “Are You Being Served?”, The Father Christmas Affair episode).

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    LeftCoastKen Premium Member about 2 months ago

    If you get her for your Secret Santa, maybe she’ll gift hers to you.

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