Stone Soup by Jan Eliot for January 30, 2025

Dog time. Gotasniff

I thought that the girls were going to be responsible for walking the dog.

She scared it out of him.

Don’t rush her. She has to find that specific blade of grass that’s worthy of her anointing.

Now let’s make sure we do that to HER while SHE’S on the pot !

2 dogs, one is like this.

Maybe Val should consider a warmer coat? That one seems inadequate for cold weather.

Gotta leave your mark.

Sounds like me in the morning. I don’t know how a dog can hold it 14 hours and STILL not go!!!

The dog just needs to find the proper server to relay the pmail.

I wish my dogs responded that quickly. Mine do what I call a “twenty minute poop”. Usually takes longer.

Idiot woman doesn’t know how to dress for the weather.

Val, this is no time to try to sell Nikes to a dog…

I thought the dog belonged to the girls?

Calling the ASPeeCA on her.

I recently noticed that my dog takes much longer to go in the summer than the winter. A few times she has peed on concrete with some snow on it this year. My last dog, as she got much older, once looked at the weather, looked at me, and peed on the porch. I was so happy because it was nasty outside. Cold and icy.

why aren’t one of the girls doing this

Need a fenced back yard.

We once had a dog who was trained to go on command, but we couldn’t afford the air faire to appear on David Letterman’s show. :D

If it were only that simple

I used to feel sorry for all of my apartment neighbors on those cold and rainy mornings as I have cats and didn’t have to take them out.

I tell my three pups, a Boston Terrier, a Chihuahua, and a Chorkie, ‘go pee!, or go poop!’ and they do, unless they totally don’t need to.