Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for July 09, 2024

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    BasilBruce  8 months ago

    Mister AI hasnā€™t reacted to them yet because heā€™s calculating ways to take over the world.

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    ronaldspence  8 months ago

    as Ricky Ricardo predictedā€¦ " Ai-Ai-Ai!"

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    alasko  8 months ago

    5! 5! 5! 5! (IYKYK, if you donā€™t, Buzztime.)

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    Bilan  8 months ago

    Are Tim Rickards and Pastis in cohoots lately?

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    CementerAD5  8 months ago

    And this spying on the personal activities of your neighbor(s) IS exactly what law enforcement wants YOU to do, through the idiocy of ā€œsee something-say somethingā€! Shades of NAZI Germany, the KGB, the STASI, and any other dictorial nationā€™s class of informers for the secret police. Iā€™m also sure that it worked well in Saddam Husseinā€™s Iraq, Taliban controlled Afghanistan, and both with the Shahā€™s SAVAK and continues in present day Iran.And this comes directly from the FBI and Homeland Security.

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    iggyman  8 months ago

    Some politicians, artificial intelligence, or lack of any!

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    win.45mag  8 months ago

    Pig, if youā€™re gonna do THAT, please go sit on the terlet !

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    DanielRyanMulligan1  8 months ago

    I am between 90(ninety) to 95(ninety-five) percent sure those SEVERE consequences GOAT mentioned were ALL about him ā€œpossiblyā€ losing at pub trivia night!!!! For GOAT, no other worse ā€œhorrorsā€ could have befallen him but that example!!!! Dan akaā€¦

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    Ignatz Premium Member 8 months ago

    No, no lock. What they call ā€œAIā€ seems to be good at natural-sounding language, but really lousy at accurate facts.

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    Retrac Premium Member 8 months ago

    Does he wash windows, vacuum floors, do the laundry, cut the grass?

    Isnā€™t that Muskā€™s grand new business adventure? Personal robots.

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    dbhamm  8 months ago

    Not terribly sure than an A.I. ā€˜personā€™ in a comic strip is a major threat to homeland security ā€”just yet. So far most A.I. ā€˜peopleā€™ have been created as attractive young women in swimwear on the net to interest geeky guys.

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    Serial Pedant  8 months ago

    Looks like a Trumpiteā€¦

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    Jefano Premium Member 8 months ago

    Donā€™t tell Goat, but I might be willing to harbor an ā€œartificial intelligence androidā€ like the one played by Julie Newmar in My Living Doll.

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    oish  8 months ago

    Donā€™t ask. Donā€™t tell. Donā€™t care.

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    Ellis97  8 months ago

    Preach, Goat. Preach.

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    Goat from PBS  8 months ago

    Yes, I wouldnā€™t trust Rat with a roll of bubble wrap, let alone AI.

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    DaBump Premium Member 8 months ago

    And, shucks, whatā€™s a little exploitation among friends?

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    zeexenon  8 months ago

    Want a great laugh? Turn on YouTube TVā€™s closed AI sub-captioning, watch and listen for differences and Daveā€™s HAL 9000 experience comes clear.

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    Godfreydaniel  8 months ago

    Watson: ā€œHumans, you know my methods.ā€

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    CleverHans Premium Member 8 months ago

    No laws against harboring an AI. Now if itā€™s a replicant, thatā€™s another matter entirely.

    Looks to me though like heā€™s just a dorky computer science student who is tripping on Red Bull and thinks heā€™s a Terminatorā€¦give him a chance to sober upā€¦

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    moondog42 Premium Member 8 months ago

    The AI pal wouldā€™ve gotten all the answers wildly wrong anywayā€¦

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    [Unnamed Reader - 14b4ce]  8 months ago

    You can either hang out with Rat OR be a super-intelligent machine. You canā€™t be both

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    Strawberry King  8 months ago

    You can bet your bottom dollar heā€™ll do it, Rat.

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