Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for July 09, 2024

Mister AI hasn’t reacted to them yet because he’s calculating ways to take over the world.

as Ricky Ricardo predicted… " Ai-Ai-Ai!"

5! 5! 5! 5! (IYKYK, if you don’t, Buzztime.)

Are Tim Rickards and Pastis in cohoots lately?

And this spying on the personal activities of your neighbor(s) IS exactly what law enforcement wants YOU to do, through the idiocy of “see something-say something”! Shades of NAZI Germany, the KGB, the STASI, and any other dictorial nation’s class of informers for the secret police. I’m also sure that it worked well in Saddam Hussein’s Iraq, Taliban controlled Afghanistan, and both with the Shah’s SAVAK and continues in present day Iran.And this comes directly from the FBI and Homeland Security.

Some politicians, artificial intelligence, or lack of any!

Pig, if you’re gonna do THAT, please go sit on the terlet !

I am between 90(ninety) to 95(ninety-five) percent sure those SEVERE consequences GOAT mentioned were ALL about him “possibly” losing at pub trivia night!!!! For GOAT, no other worse “horrors” could have befallen him but that example!!!! Dan aka…

No, no lock. What they call “AI” seems to be good at natural-sounding language, but really lousy at accurate facts.

Does he wash windows, vacuum floors, do the laundry, cut the grass?

Isn’t that Musk’s grand new business adventure? Personal robots.

Not terribly sure than an A.I. ‘person’ in a comic strip is a major threat to homeland security —just yet. So far most A.I. ‘people’ have been created as attractive young women in swimwear on the net to interest geeky guys.

Looks like a Trumpite…

Don’t tell Goat, but I might be willing to harbor an “artificial intelligence android” like the one played by Julie Newmar in My Living Doll.

Don’t ask. Don’t tell. Don’t care.

Preach, Goat. Preach.

Yes, I wouldn’t trust Rat with a roll of bubble wrap, let alone AI.

And, shucks, what’s a little exploitation among friends?

Want a great laugh? Turn on YouTube TV’s closed AI sub-captioning, watch and listen for differences and Dave’s HAL 9000 experience comes clear.

Watson: “Humans, you know my methods.”

No laws against harboring an AI. Now if it’s a replicant, that’s another matter entirely.

Looks to me though like he’s just a dorky computer science student who is tripping on Red Bull and thinks he’s a Terminator…give him a chance to sober up…

The AI pal would’ve gotten all the answers wildly wrong anyway…

You can either hang out with Rat OR be a super-intelligent machine. You can’t be both

You can bet your bottom dollar he’ll do it, Rat.