Ben by Daniel Shelton for July 17, 2024

Wrong ones Ben.

WHO ops!

That’s very tall grass!

We have a little song about this, which is something like: if the grass is higher than two bottoms, it’s high time you should mow it.

From “Sunday in the Park with George”. (spoken sexily) “Yah, I LOVE tall grass”

Somebody got a hole in one… ;)

Chiggers!

Getting caught is part of the fun !

Hee hee

Splendor in the grass

“More wrist, young man! Left to right – nice and light. Get back in there!”

So he basically found two balls then?

“Fore!”

“NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!”

Hmmmmm, is the golf course kept up to par?

Now I know why the beer cart hasn’t been around.

Just take the stroke, he is.

A scene from Woodstock!

A Boy Scout troop marched by the secluded spot my girlfriend and I had found. Very lucky they didn’t come 5 minutes earlier.

Gosh, he found two…probably not his Titleists

That’s what’s known as a PLAYABLE lie.