Clay Jones for June 30, 2024

What could possibly go wrong in a country awash with military grade weapons in the hands of the ill-educated?

The fish, the cat, and even Pizza Rat are all sporting guns. Sigh.

Is Pizza Rat about to rob Domino’s?

Trying to read the sign in the fishbowl. Can’t figure out the last two lines.

You can have my gun when ypu pry it from my cold dead fin

Lovely sentiment

Even the goldfish is packing

Brilliant!

But we need lethal weapons to protect us from all kinds of imaginary horribiles. Learn how to suspect/distrust everyone like third world countries do.

The Surgeon General has declared gun violence a public health crisis vs saying social media is bad for your health.

“…but I’ve got a JR-15 on the wall for you to play with!”

The good news is that we have so many weapons, we can eliminate our military.

And the conservatives on SCOTUS bench have now allowed bump stocks. Their arrogant ignorance about so many issues is appalling.

This court and its determination to destroy any long standing precedent they don’t like needs to be expanded to 15 (or 21) Justices to reflect the diversity of our amazing country.

“Remember, you’re fighting for this woman’s honor, which is probably more than she ever did.”

The cat thinks he has the drop on the fish but PIZZA RAT to the RESCUE!

As usual, the Surgeon General pontificates about subjects that have nothing to do with the practice of medicine.

“It’s a trap…!”

Looks like Audrey Hale in the drawing.

All I know is that ain’t nobody taking that slice away from Pizza Rat, even if it means spraying the whole nest with bullets!!

WTF? Pizza rat,the cat AND the fish all with guns? I’m shaking my head in absolute horror…..

Susy, were moving to a double wide. I need more wall space for my growing arsenal.

You need to have high capacity weapons if you’re a frightened conspiracy theorist. Paranoid patriots need these like a support animal, so they feel safe.

The Surgeon General also said that guns are killing our children.

This is very pedantic, but on Claytoonz, Clay says Tipper Gore wanted labels on heavy medal music. It was probably more about rap (nothing worries soccer moms more than black people swearing) and frank Zappa. And Zappa has some wonderful little ditties that are sure to get right wingers panties in a bunch.

Who let Jones into my goll darn Rec Room!

So gimme da’ fone, an’ take this-year gun.

The same experts that made things up during Covid as they went along and created the food pyramid in a way that benefited grain producers as opposed to actual health…

Also, comparing this to guns is comparing apples to oranges.

Unfortunately, SCOTUS has based their decisions on faulty information.

The decisions of the Supreme Court are rich with argument, history, some flashes of fine writing, and, of course, legal judgments of great import for all Americans.

They are also supposed to be entirely accurate.

But a ProPublica review of several dozen cases from recent years uncovered a number of false or wholly unsupported factual claims.

“It’s a Fact: Supreme Court Errors Aren’t Hard to Find”A ProPublica review adds fuel to a longstanding worry about the nation’s highest court: The justices can botch the truth, sometimes in cases of great import. – ProPublica