Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rod Whigham for July 12, 2024

I’m not a frequent Gil Thorper but “Hey Thanks my Donkey” seems a bit problematic

And here it comes… “…the COTY goes to:… Cami “Toe” Ochoa!…”. Milford never loses. Get that through your head, Kim.

Another Saturday cliffhanger !!!!!! Who could it be ????

P4 “To me, Gilpa, the Gilfather, Gil Thorp. Thanks for coming and drive safe! BWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!

Gotta give Hankie and Whigs a bone today. I laughed before I got to P3.

JAJAJA!

Coach Kim wins the COTY Award, but he’s not there because his wife made him do the dishes and Gil accepts on his behalf.

Thanked his donkey before his wife and kids ???? WIERDO

P 1: She must be reading either Crankshaft, Rex Morgan, or Mary Worth.

gil did you leave your neck back in the hotel room ?

is there a neil rubin assistant coach of the year award ?

“And we’re sorry to announce we’ve revoked the award, since he’s reverted to being a self-serving a$$hat.”

Sadly the three-peat isn’t happening. Recount!

One vote for Coach Nonads.

From today’s Comics Curmudgeon:

The beloved Gil Thorp bonfire tradition has been cancelled forever due to a nationwide wood shortage, which means we must console ourselves with a somewhat more recent and less beloved tradition, the Coach of the Year awards banquet (or “COTY,” as insiders call it). Two years ago Gil won it, and last year he won it again. This year the “most improved” award has gone to Gil’s former nemesis/current assistant, so all signs point to our hero taking the COTY home for a third year in a row. I think it’s nice that they’re letting him give it to himself this year.

“This year’s coach of the year is my new girl friend Beth! She’s taught me athletic things with gymnastics equipment I never imagined!”

After Gil’s stunning loss, Beth consoles him: “You’ll always be my COTY!” Meanwhile, Gil downs 11th old fashioned…

I’m going out on the limb!!!!! Coach KIM will win!!! If I’m wrong I’ll be back to apologize!

Actually this one is pretty funny.

I do like the guy in the background of P1 who is deep asleep and snoring. And speaking of snoring, I hope nobody is caught snoring while reading today’s Mopped Up Thorp.

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Beth only dates winners.