That’s my Uncle’s pit-bull! I greeted Uncle John with a handshake and his dog placed both of our hands in his mouth. A three way shake. It was wet and gentle.
OK, first, let’s start with those beautiful chairs. Wow. Now, let’s move on to the fact that I would prefer THAT, to him trying to procreate with my leg.
It is true they can smell fear but more importantly they can taste your fist when you shove it down their throats. Works like a charm if you’re not afraid.
The dude from FL (not bragging) Premium Member about 2 months ago
I can see this one on Judge Judy (the cranky old lady)
cracker65 about 2 months ago
He already got a leg up
Zykoic about 2 months ago
That’s my Uncle’s pit-bull! I greeted Uncle John with a handshake and his dog placed both of our hands in his mouth. A three way shake. It was wet and gentle.
Mediatech about 2 months ago
He’s just pulling your leg.
Kaputnik about 2 months ago
And he smells that a lot.
win.45mag about 2 months ago
OK, first, let’s start with those beautiful chairs. Wow. Now, let’s move on to the fact that I would prefer THAT, to him trying to procreate with my leg.
ddl297 about 2 months ago
Yep, yep, yep, took Doggie to the zoo, and voila! Two new leopard skin chair covers. Plus, a WHOPPING bill from the zoo, but, oh, well!
David Huie Green AmericaIsGreatItHasUs about 2 months ago
It is true they can smell fear but more importantly they can taste your fist when you shove it down their throats. Works like a charm if you’re not afraid.
tremaine53 about 2 months ago
This would be funnier if the guy were hemorrhaging.
sandpiper about 2 months ago
Hope his chinos are drip dry.
Doug K about 2 months ago
He should be able to taste the fear by now.
garcoa about 2 months ago
You clearly overstayed your welcome.
Blaidd Drwg Premium Member about 2 months ago
A very old Bob Newheart comedy routine.
ajakimber425 about 2 months ago
It’s hard to relax when he’s got his leg in his mouth.
rshive about 2 months ago
It’s hard to relax with an 800-pound dog staring you in the face.
monya_43 about 2 months ago
He has reasons to be concerned. It looks like the huge dog has already gnawed off the owner’s legs.
Strawberry King about 2 months ago
Before they sat down:
“This is my dog, Jaws. Don’t worry, he won’t bite.”
cactusbob333 about 2 months ago
Doggie likes him. Even liking him better with ketchup.
cuzinron47 about 2 months ago
Did someone say make a wish?
Chris Sherlock about 2 months ago
You try relaxing with your leg in his mouth!