Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for July 25, 2024

A glitch in the mootrix.

How now brown cow.

Well, it’s sure not deja move!

No, No! The definition of Deja Moo is: “I’ve heard that bull before”!

Moove along, nothing to see here.

Also known as “copy paste”.

It’s deja-moo all over again!

“Knock, knock”

“Who’s there?”

“Interrupting Cow”

“Interrupting….”

“Moo! Moo!”

That moo sounds familiar. I think I heard it before.

It’s really starting to moove me.

Udder nonsense.

I prefer Jamais moo.

So silly I love it!

Here in the south it is polite to moo when someone looks at you.

“Something in the way you moo…”

I’m sure I’ve herd this before.

How many deja’s are there?

Deja-who? – the feeling you’ve forgotten that person’s name before.

Deja-moo – the feeling that you’ve waded through this BS before.

Deja-boo – the feeling you’ve seen that Halloween costume before.

Deja-glue – the feeling that you’ve been stuck like this before.

Deja-jew – having seconds at a seder.

Deja-loo – another trip to the bathroom.

Deja-new – the feeling you’ve never seen this before

Deja-pooh – the feeling you’ve seen that bear before

Deja_roo – the feeling you’ve seen that bear’s sidekick before

Deja_stew – leftovers from a previous dinner.

Deja-too – redundancy

Deja_woo – dating the same woman twice

Deja-zoo – a replicate of Noah’s Ark.

Deja-view – watching reruns on TV

Deja-brew – having another beer.

Deja-drew – copy / paste

Deja-crew – second shift

Deja-mew – I’ve seen that cat before

Deja-pew – sitting in the same place in church.

Deja-flew – round trip ticket on an airplane

Deja-do – rework

Deja-flu – a relapse

Deja-ewe – Dolly, a cloned sheep

Deja-hue – I’ve seen that color before.

Deja-you -your twin

Deja-do-do – being in deep sh*t again

Deja-shoe – goody two shoes

Someone needs a good tipping.

You’re really milking it Dave.

Time now for them to both meditate and chant “oom”…

Does her milk only make double Gloucester cheese?

It’s deja vu all over again…