The parsley should be parsnipped off.
It will take a lot more than that to make him look appealing.
Don’t ask him where he sprinkled the pepper.
As a kid I remember that at the annual ethnic fair there was some elder slavic guy who festooned himself with fresh basil. Best smelling old guy at the picnic.
That’s not parsley, that’s poison ivy!
So which has the zippier look; leaf or curly?
Parsley is a host plant for the Black Swallowtail butterfly.
That looks like sub-parsley.
Hey, is that Sage and Rosemary I see there too?
Parsley maybe but kale is a repellant.
Garnish your face.
Go with an aRUGula hairpiece.
It only looks good on leprechauns
…and maybe not.
It doesn’t do a thing for you.
Well, parsely, sage, rosemary AND thyme can make a song sound better. :)
When you don’t have thyme to shave.
Hope sprigs eternal.
Is this guy’s name Herb?
What’s the difference btween %^&$$^ and parsley?
No, it can’t.
Eeeuw!
“Sure, sure . . . just remember that maybe some of us believe that some people are idiots.”
Come Autumn, choose vibrantly colored Maple leafs
Chia face.
November 25, 2017
Ratkin Premium Member 4 months ago
The parsley should be parsnipped off.
oldpine52 4 months ago
It will take a lot more than that to make him look appealing.
Imagine 4 months ago
Don’t ask him where he sprinkled the pepper.
Zykoic 4 months ago
As a kid I remember that at the annual ethnic fair there was some elder slavic guy who festooned himself with fresh basil. Best smelling old guy at the picnic.
Walrus Gumbo Premium Member 4 months ago
That’s not parsley, that’s poison ivy!
derdave969 4 months ago
So which has the zippier look; leaf or curly?
e.groves 4 months ago
Parsley is a host plant for the Black Swallowtail butterfly.
gammaguy 4 months ago
That looks like sub-parsley.
backyardcowboy 4 months ago
Hey, is that Sage and Rosemary I see there too?
Gameguy49 Premium Member 4 months ago
Parsley maybe but kale is a repellant.
Doug K 4 months ago
Garnish your face.
Bellboy 4 months ago
Go with an aRUGula hairpiece.
mindjob 4 months ago
It only looks good on leprechauns
ElwoodP 4 months ago
…and maybe not.
ladykat 4 months ago
It doesn’t do a thing for you.
mistercatworks 4 months ago
Well, parsely, sage, rosemary AND thyme can make a song sound better. :)
Lablubber 4 months ago
When you don’t have thyme to shave.
Frank Burns Eats Worms 4 months ago
Hope sprigs eternal.
johninps 4 months ago
Is this guy’s name Herb?
Jayalexander 4 months ago
What’s the difference btween %^&$$^ and parsley?
snowedin, now known as Missy's mom 4 months ago
No, it can’t.
AndrewSihler 4 months ago
Eeeuw!
paullp Premium Member 4 months ago
“Sure, sure . . . just remember that maybe some of us believe that some people are idiots.”
markkahler52 4 months ago
Come Autumn, choose vibrantly colored Maple leafs
neatslob Premium Member 4 months ago
Chia face.