Crabgrass by Tauhid Bondia for July 25, 2024

LOL

It is hot out today.

Best laid plans undone by carelessness.

Good Answer!

My mother used that last phrase, once.

Benji: “Seems to be working too. I mean, our plan of being more stupid than anyone smart could ever dream of.”

Do you live in a barn? Close the door!!!

Hey, Rockafellah! Turn off dah lights!

Are you Rockerfeller, turn off the lights when you leave the room!

Up here in the northeast, we more commonly hear this in the winter. “Are you trying to heat the outdoors?!”

Hey, YOU’RE the one who led then into the trap!

Maybe a little less pointing fingers and a little more trying to stop the zombies?

Um, SHE let them in, seems SHE should have made sure the door was closed afterwards.

Wise-butt.

LOL

So the evil genius DIDN’T think of everything!

I wonder Why

We never had air conditioning as a kid so I never had to have my mom tell us that. Instead she would yell that we were letting all the flies in. Flies, zombies, I guess they are about equivalent since they are both pests.