Ripley's Believe It or Not by Ripley’s Believe It or Not! for July 25, 2024

The baby’s first name is Okay, and the last name is Shootout.

Lucky kid, I see school bullies in his/her school years

That bird story really bugs me!

Q: What do you call a cat with no legs?

A: It doesn’t matter ‘cause it won’t come.

Q: What do you call a cat with four legs?

A: It doesn’t matter ‘cause it still won’t come.

The cat reminds me of Fry’s mummified dog in Futurama.

I hope it was an indoor only cat!

I think it was cruel of Keli Maine’s parents to give her the middle name “of”. It’s not even capitalized.

Tayvia should get a discount whenever she eats there

One of the few positive aspects of summer are the dragon flies that eat bugs. They’re in our corner!

Golden Corral is for when you want to eat a lot of food. The quality of the food leaves a lot to be desired, IMO. Hard pass!

You birds better pick up the pace, 400-500 mllion tons of insects is only about 1/2 the mosquitos on my patio.

Why not Golden rather than Corral?

I keep telling the pigeons to eat the flies at the bus stop, but they don’t listen.

Tayvia may be the first person to lose weight at the Golden Corral.

She’s lucky she wasn’t eating at Cracker Barrel