Rubes by Leigh Rubin for July 21, 2024

My wife has neuropathy in her feet. It’s no laughing matter.

Now this is funny, good one…

Leigh Rubin is using the Don Martin effect on the victim’s feet… lol…

They better make sure it was his shoes. (It could have been someone else’s shoes.) If the shoes don’t fit …

I knew something was afoot…

And now it seems the shoes have run off.

This is why I won’t walk a mile in someone else’s shoes.

Besides the curve of the marks intersecting the plane of his face do appear more parabolic like a standard heel.

The shoes rebelled because he hadn’t washed his feet in a month.

“These boots were made for stomping”…..

“The shoe is on the hand it fits.”—J. Garcia (R.I.P.) and Robert Hunter

Did the shoes give him a tongue lashing?

The street vendor told him those shoes were just what he needed.

Dorothy’s ruby slippers could be picky about who wore them.

He got plenty of warning when his dogs were barking.

Combat boots