Strange Brew by John Deering for July 26, 2024

“Glitches of itches.”

Get the boiling oil! That will wash it off.

Still better than being killed by a dragon.

Sir Itchingbutt was never good at math.

Just about everybody who wasn’t in the Church was illiterate anyway…

Where’s your ‘fruit of the loom’?

It’s gonna take an ocean of calamine lotion.

I thought at first it was fire ants, which are way worse than poison ivy. They get into nooks and crannies you didn’t know you had.

“On second thought, let’s not go to Camelot, ’tis a sillyplace.”- Monty Python

Ouch.

No undergarments under that suit of armour? I imagine a little itch from poison ivy is nothing compared to standing in the sun in a suit of armour in the boiling sun. Talk about a sensitive burn.

What useless armor.

He’ll be tossin’ and turnin’ all knight.

The Emperor’s New Rash…

Once again, Brave Sir Robin bravely turned his tail and fled…