1 and Done by Eric Scott for July 19, 2024

All he started with was one chip and a packet of salsa. The chip was even a little soggy. We were all impressed and told our friends.

Holy Guacamole’!

He received a big tip. And it was good.

Nacho everyday Nachos!

Judas left no tip, and he also stole thirty pieces of silverware.

Blessed are the Taco makers, for Tuesdays shall be theirs.

In some restaurants I’ve been in, getting the server to refill anything is a minor miracle! Forget the chips and salsa! Try getting them to refill your water glass.

Oh for non-existent deity sake, get it right. It wasn’t Chips and Salsa. It was Pita and Hummus.

Chips and Salsa is what my gardener Jesus serves.

It was Manna from Heaven.

Ha! Hope they left a big tip.

An I say 2 that Jesus take the wheel!

Assalamualaikum

they must’ve got jesus on the main line… ☺

The miracle was that Jesus picked up the tab.

Sometimes the smallest gestures are admired.

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