La Cucaracha by Lalo Alcaraz for July 29, 2024

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    kingdiamond69  3 months ago

    It was luck if God was there the bullets would have missed everyone.

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    cdward  3 months ago

    I hate it when people say, “God saved me.” That assumes so many things including that God cares whether you die today or in ten years. Or that you matter to God more than the guy who got killed.

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    zwilnik64  3 months ago

    God wasn’t ready for Don to be underfoot twenty four/seven and left him here for us to deal with.

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    NRHAWK Premium Member 3 months ago

    If I believed in that stuff my money would definitely be on the other guy saving his emissary on Earth.

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    airbrushingsunshine  3 months ago

    Revelations 13:3

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    FishingWithMissD  3 months ago

    As others have pointed out, “The devil takes care of his own.”

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    Sun  3 months ago

    Either way, Donald Trump is still running for president. :-D

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    Skeptical Meg  3 months ago

    I remember in 2017, a sinkhole opened on the White House lawn. It was unprecedented but it made sense: it was the top floor of the elevator for trump’s cabinet to get to work.

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    Dapperdan61  Premium Member 3 months ago

    The shooter a registered Republican and his folks were trump supporters takes a shot at him with no known motive. And yet republicans insist it was the democrats trying to take him out.

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    Godfreydaniel  3 months ago

    The usual mentally ill lifelong victim of bullies trying to get his revenge—ironically, in this case, against a mentally ill lifelong bully!

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    Richard S Russell Premium Member 3 months ago

    What was going on in the mind of Thomas Crooks? Well, all these years later, we’re still not sure what was going on in the mind of Travis Bickle. We may never know.

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    halvincobbes Premium Member 3 months ago

    Kind of begs the question: What did God have against the one who got killed?

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    ncorgbl  3 months ago

    Everyone has an expired date stamp on the bottom of their heel, how you go doesn’t matter. It wasn’t tRump’s time, and that’s OK. Imagine tRump as a martyr.

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    mistercatworks  3 months ago

    He was saved, for which even his political enemies should be thankful. That’s not how we settle political disputes in this country. Now that Vance is his running mate, we should further hope Trump lives should he be elected.

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    moondog42 Premium Member 3 months ago

    He might not have even been injured, which would definitely explain why he was allowed to jump up (before knowing if any more bullets were coming) and do his weird fist thing.

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    tabby  3 months ago

    When Trump was with Netanyahu, he had no Band-Aid on his ear and there was no scab or injury at all.

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