Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for August 07, 2024

BOOOOO!!!!!!! There trying to make Beth out like a bad person. I’ve enjoyed the Gil and Beth relation. I’ll give the credit to Henry. BEST thing thats happen on this strip for awhile. Don’t write off Beth off. Sports and Beth thats all this strip needs. Screw the kid stories and the other Bullshlt.

P4: “Do you always answer a question with a question?” P5: “Do you?”

Pearl necklace ??

P1- Three adults in a cart? Hardly believable. Pony up Luke. You can afford it.

To quote Gil…She makes the best old fashions. Let’s hope Beth doesn’t give The Gilfather the gift that keeps giving. CRABS.

It’ll all be a big misunderstanding. Beth’s a thrifty shopper. Everything was from Temu. From the Dak Tracky comic book to the Rolix watch.

“if I had a million dollars / I’d buy your love”. Of course, with inflation, the Barenaked Ladies would need $2M now.

Does Toe ever shut the fuh uck up? Just play golf and keep the asinine chit chat to yourself for once.

Names for the new Thorp child ?!?!!!!!!???

And here I thought golf on TV was the most boring thing ever!

“Just the other day, I got her a nice salami.”

“What have I gotten her? The Thorp high hard one!”

Gil no. Also she may just be trying to hard. She’s dating an older man whose emotionally available as a plank of wood has two teenage kids and an ex wife who just left him. It’s a messy situation and she could be overcompensating

beth just wants a babys arm holding a apple

cami you need some mustache wax

expensive gifts she probably stole that watch from drunk she overserved

Beware: Generosity will not be tolerated. I know in Milford, this may make sense. Now, let’s take another look, Cami. Beth is young, attractive, can have almost anyone she wants. Gil is almost as old as I am, has two teenage mental cases for kids, isn’t the richest guy around because he’s living on a teacher’s salary, and he doesn’t seem to be getting any big alimony check’s from the Ex. So what’s her evil aim here? Tomorrow, we’ll discount Hope, Faith & Charity. Stay tuned.

Is it just me, or has Luke dropped 15-20 years?

Later (Luke): “… hey Thorp! Can we play again tomorrow? Except without this f****n’ blabber mouth? I bet I could knock 10 strokes off my score without her here…”

Once again, RW joins HB in having a complete lack of knowledge of A sport he is Attempting to draw something about—-Three adults WILL NOT fit on the seat of a golf cart. and, there is only a place for storing TWO bags of clubs. As an aside, when will this effing strip get back to being about sports? high school sports, in particular. This soap-opera crap got old a long time ago.

P 4 (Luke): “..heck yeah, big spender!…first, invite her to live with you and if she sez ‘yes’, then buy her a new vacuum cleaner!…I bet she will love it!…”

P1 = “Underlying abandonment issues”?Who says that to a friend much less a peer unless asked?Maybe Barajas is going to try to get Gil to be more empathetic to his kids through his relationship with Beth?Or maybe he’s just grab-bagging for another new story line.

Gil’s got it all with Beth, don’t overanalyze it.

I guess this golf cart is the equivalent of a stretch limo. And speaking of equivalent, I can’t think of anything that is the equivalent of Mopped Up Thorp.

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P2 – Are there such things as Golf Carts with three seats in the front? Never seen one.