The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for August 01, 2024

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    codycab  7 months ago

    I never knew about ā€œFit as a fiddleā€ as a kid. Not that it mattered as I was too busy playing video games rather than playing with others.

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    Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member 7 months ago

    1978: I was 180 cm height and 70 kg weight. 2024: my back arched, and I am 93 kg, after weighing 107 kg.

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    Ahuehuete  7 months ago

    Fit as a cello?

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    The dude from FL  Premium Member 7 months ago

    I got to the gym every weekday (40 miles RT) I was never as fit as these guys! I held my own

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    enigmamz  7 months ago

    Thatā€™s not the shape you want, anyway, though. Itā€™s fine for girls, but not boys.

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    nosirrom  7 months ago

    Brutus, is ā€œFit as a kazooā€ all that bad?

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    jmworacle  7 months ago

    Give Brutus points for honesty.

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    The Reader Premium Member 7 months ago

    Iā€™m not surprised, that was one fit fiddle!

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    bobpickett1  7 months ago

    speak for your self, john smith

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    Riders on the Storm Premium Member 7 months ago

    Brutus, remember ā€œā€™What Can Be, Unburdened By What Has Beenā€.

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    pat sandy creator 7 months ago

    Brutus needs to fiddle around with a treadmillā€¦

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    WaitingMan  7 months ago

    Iā€™m a 71 year old cancer survivor. Iā€™m in much better health today than I was 20 years ago (25 pounds lighter for one thing).

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    dbrucepm  7 months ago

    I used to play the fiddle and some times it gave me fits

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    Just-me  7 months ago

    Relax Brutus. None of us are what we used to be and besides athletics was never your forte.

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    lbhorton  7 months ago

    With you on that one. Best shape I was ever in was after basic trading in 1972. Been slowly downhill since. You fight it for a while but after a while itā€™s ā€œIā€™ll take seconds pleaseā€.

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    wongo  7 months ago

    Brutis is as fit as a bass fiddle!

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    assrdood  7 months ago

    Iā€™m still in shape. Round is a shape, right.

    Groanā€¦ā€¦ Iā€™ll just see myself out.

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    preacherman Premium Member 7 months ago

    Though I feel like the body looser, now, I was once fit as a fiddle. I played soccer, lifted weights, jogged for good health and keeping up with the younger refs, and I reffed the soccer game for 30 years. Now I tune in to a TV soccer game to watch the refs. Boy they make bad calls. Now, Iā€™ve got bad knees made worse by other problems, but thereā€™s always hope. So, I keep plugging on, adjust to the present environment. It is what it is. So I live with it. And preach on. My mouth and vocal cords still work just fine.

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    julie.mason1 Premium Member 7 months ago

    If the feet hit the floor in the morning without being followed by a loud thud, itā€™s a good day!

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    Chris  7 months ago

    at least you were youngā€¦ :}

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    CorkLock  7 months ago

    Brutus, Iā€™ve seen some might fat fiddles. So big they had to sit on the floor to be played.Youā€™re not fat just portly. Just donā€™t list to far to port. And a ship is said to be ā€œtrimmingā€ when she tips forward or backward. So tell people youā€™re moving toward Starboard slowly.

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    Strawberry King  7 months ago

    I was a skinny kid. Now Iā€™m just husky.

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    jconnors3954  7 months ago

    Never understood ā€œfit as a fiddleā€. Anyone care to enlighten me?

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    MuddyUSA  Premium Member 7 months ago

    Yepā€¦come to think about itā€¦ā€¦ā€¦.

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    bigplayray  7 months ago

    Fiddles are overrated! Having said thatā€¦ Getting ready to have some blood work done. Hope my numbers are ā€œFit as Fiddles!ā€

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    Daltongang Premium Member 7 months ago

    Oh donā€™t say that Brutis, after all the Bass is known as a BASS FIDDLE!

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    princesshickory Premium Member 7 months ago

    Well, maybe as fit as a bass fiddle, Brutus. LOL and JK. Enjoy your coffee, sir.

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    General Trelane (Ret.) Premium Member 7 months ago

    Things change Brutus .

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    cuzinron47  7 months ago

    Itā€™s hard to believe that Gladysā€™ cooking hasnā€™t kept you in better shape

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    raybarb44  7 months ago

    No time like the present to start getting healthier at least. Maybe you can work yourself up to be a bass fiddleā€¦ā€¦

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    s_krumpe  7 months ago

    on the upside, you can probably still wear your clothes from 20 years ago

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    Brent Rosenthal Premium Member 7 months ago

    Darn. Started reading my comics too late and everyone beat me to the bass fiddle gag. : (. But once again Brutus shows his remarkable self awareness. Itā€™s never too late to start getting healthier Brutus. Health benefits increase and all cause mortality decreases with as little as 15 minutes of walking a day.

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    goboboyd  7 months ago

    Come to think of it, my fiddle creaks a bit and is in need of a reset as well.

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    Jeff0811  7 months ago

    Iā€™m leaving the stringed instruments out all together, and say Iā€™m as fit as a kettle drum.

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    gopher gofer  7 months ago

    i smoked and drank way too much in my younger days and would often take smoke breaks while skiing, hiking, or biking, which i suspect negated the benefits of the exercise (ā˜ŗ). i donā€™t need smoke breaks anymore and i donā€™t get out of breath at the merest exertion, eitherā€¦

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    paullp Premium Member 7 months ago

    Iā€™ve never been fit as a fiddle. Iā€™m very easy-going, and fiddles are too tightly strung.

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