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With you on that one. Best shape I was ever in was after basic trading in 1972. Been slowly downhill since. You fight it for a while but after a while itās āIāll take seconds pleaseā.
Though I feel like the body looser, now, I was once fit as a fiddle. I played soccer, lifted weights, jogged for good health and keeping up with the younger refs, and I reffed the soccer game for 30 years. Now I tune in to a TV soccer game to watch the refs. Boy they make bad calls. Now, Iāve got bad knees made worse by other problems, but thereās always hope. So, I keep plugging on, adjust to the present environment. It is what it is. So I live with it. And preach on. My mouth and vocal cords still work just fine.
Brutus, Iāve seen some might fat fiddles. So big they had to sit on the floor to be played.Youāre not fat just portly. Just donāt list to far to port. And a ship is said to be ātrimmingā when she tips forward or backward. So tell people youāre moving toward Starboard slowly.
Darn. Started reading my comics too late and everyone beat me to the bass fiddle gag. : (. But once again Brutus shows his remarkable self awareness. Itās never too late to start getting healthier Brutus. Health benefits increase and all cause mortality decreases with as little as 15 minutes of walking a day.
i smoked and drank way too much in my younger days and would often take smoke breaks while skiing, hiking, or biking, which i suspect negated the benefits of the exercise (āŗ). i donāt need smoke breaks anymore and i donāt get out of breath at the merest exertion, eitherā¦
codycab 7 months ago
I never knew about āFit as a fiddleā as a kid. Not that it mattered as I was too busy playing video games rather than playing with others.
Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member 7 months ago
1978: I was 180 cm height and 70 kg weight. 2024: my back arched, and I am 93 kg, after weighing 107 kg.
Ahuehuete 7 months ago
Fit as a cello?
The dude from FL Premium Member 7 months ago
I got to the gym every weekday (40 miles RT) I was never as fit as these guys! I held my own
enigmamz 7 months ago
Thatās not the shape you want, anyway, though. Itās fine for girls, but not boys.
nosirrom 7 months ago
Brutus, is āFit as a kazooā all that bad?
jmworacle 7 months ago
Give Brutus points for honesty.
The Reader Premium Member 7 months ago
Iām not surprised, that was one fit fiddle!
bobpickett1 7 months ago
speak for your self, john smith
Riders on the Storm Premium Member 7 months ago
Brutus, remember āāWhat Can Be, Unburdened By What Has Beenā.
pat sandy creator 7 months ago
Brutus needs to fiddle around with a treadmillā¦
WaitingMan 7 months ago
Iām a 71 year old cancer survivor. Iām in much better health today than I was 20 years ago (25 pounds lighter for one thing).
dbrucepm 7 months ago
I used to play the fiddle and some times it gave me fits
Just-me 7 months ago
Relax Brutus. None of us are what we used to be and besides athletics was never your forte.
lbhorton 7 months ago
With you on that one. Best shape I was ever in was after basic trading in 1972. Been slowly downhill since. You fight it for a while but after a while itās āIāll take seconds pleaseā.
wongo 7 months ago
Brutis is as fit as a bass fiddle!
assrdood 7 months ago
Iām still in shape. Round is a shape, right.
Groanā¦ā¦ Iāll just see myself out.
preacherman Premium Member 7 months ago
Though I feel like the body looser, now, I was once fit as a fiddle. I played soccer, lifted weights, jogged for good health and keeping up with the younger refs, and I reffed the soccer game for 30 years. Now I tune in to a TV soccer game to watch the refs. Boy they make bad calls. Now, Iāve got bad knees made worse by other problems, but thereās always hope. So, I keep plugging on, adjust to the present environment. It is what it is. So I live with it. And preach on. My mouth and vocal cords still work just fine.
julie.mason1 Premium Member 7 months ago
If the feet hit the floor in the morning without being followed by a loud thud, itās a good day!
Chris 7 months ago
at least you were youngā¦ :}
CorkLock 7 months ago
Brutus, Iāve seen some might fat fiddles. So big they had to sit on the floor to be played.Youāre not fat just portly. Just donāt list to far to port. And a ship is said to be ātrimmingā when she tips forward or backward. So tell people youāre moving toward Starboard slowly.
Strawberry King 7 months ago
I was a skinny kid. Now Iām just husky.
jconnors3954 7 months ago
Never understood āfit as a fiddleā. Anyone care to enlighten me?
MuddyUSA Premium Member 7 months ago
Yepā¦come to think about itā¦ā¦ā¦.
bigplayray 7 months ago
Fiddles are overrated! Having said thatā¦ Getting ready to have some blood work done. Hope my numbers are āFit as Fiddles!ā
Daltongang Premium Member 7 months ago
Oh donāt say that Brutis, after all the Bass is known as a BASS FIDDLE!
princesshickory Premium Member 7 months ago
Well, maybe as fit as a bass fiddle, Brutus. LOL and JK. Enjoy your coffee, sir.
General Trelane (Ret.) Premium Member 7 months ago
Things change Brutus .
cuzinron47 7 months ago
Itās hard to believe that Gladysā cooking hasnāt kept you in better shape
raybarb44 7 months ago
No time like the present to start getting healthier at least. Maybe you can work yourself up to be a bass fiddleā¦ā¦
s_krumpe 7 months ago
on the upside, you can probably still wear your clothes from 20 years ago
Brent Rosenthal Premium Member 7 months ago
Darn. Started reading my comics too late and everyone beat me to the bass fiddle gag. : (. But once again Brutus shows his remarkable self awareness. Itās never too late to start getting healthier Brutus. Health benefits increase and all cause mortality decreases with as little as 15 minutes of walking a day.
goboboyd 7 months ago
Come to think of it, my fiddle creaks a bit and is in need of a reset as well.
Jeff0811 7 months ago
Iām leaving the stringed instruments out all together, and say Iām as fit as a kettle drum.
gopher gofer 7 months ago
i smoked and drank way too much in my younger days and would often take smoke breaks while skiing, hiking, or biking, which i suspect negated the benefits of the exercise (āŗ). i donāt need smoke breaks anymore and i donāt get out of breath at the merest exertion, eitherā¦
paullp Premium Member 7 months ago
Iāve never been fit as a fiddle. Iām very easy-going, and fiddles are too tightly strung.