Ripley's Believe It or Not by Ripley’s Believe It or Not! for August 05, 2024

Double stuffed, of course.

How much does it cost to convert the gold bars into spendable cash?

Every Sauce?! Ok, I’m going to look out for it.

Going up?

An old woman gets on an elevator in a very lavish and posh 30 story building, when a young and beautiful woman also gets into the elevator, smelling of expensive perfume.

She turns to the old woman and says arrogantly, “Romance by Ralph Lauren, $120 a bottle.”

Then another young and beautiful woman gets on the elevator also smelling of expensive perfume, and haughtily turns to the old woman saying, “Chanel No. 5, $228 a bottle.”

When they get to the eighth floor, the old woman had reached her destination and is about to exit the elevator.

Before she leaves, she presses all the floor buttons on the panel, cuts loose a tremendous fart, looks at each of the beautiful women in the eye and says, “Heinze Baked beans, $2.16 a can!”

A package of Oreos is six bucks around here.

Were the Oreos in a pic-a-nic basket? “Hey-hey-hey, Boo Boo! Look what Mr. Ranger had in his pantry!”

At least the bear has taste……

Chocolate isn’t good for bears!

I make up to $100M per year cashing in found change. It’s usually 1-2 dollars but it could go up to $100M.

But how does the bear twist the Oreos?

They figure, “those Brits, they’ll eat anything and every thing.”

RFK Jr. to the rescue!

Bertie Botts, take note.

That bear got tired of sticking his paw into bee hives to get honey, and being stung in the process

1.)Single or double-stuf?

2.)They make Heinz Pork&Beans different in England than t hey do in the USA.

3.)So THAT’S where the Senator from New Jersey shops!

that bear has good taste

Just paint the yard like an end-zone. That’ll keep the bears away!

Hya yuk! Yuk! Yuk!

I saw a History Channel or similar show about Fort Knox a while back. They used to hire local high school football players to help with inventory. One explained that it was cool for about a minute but that the bricks of gold weigh a LOT and would break every bone in your foot if you dropped one. Plus the gold was surprisingly dirty.

A young bear went into a local gas station (the door was propped open), looked over the various candies, then absconded with a bag of gummy bears. Picture was in our local paper & all over social media, of course.

bear’s gonna be diabetic ;+)