Ripley's Believe It or Not by Ripley’s Believe It or Not! for August 06, 2024

Mummy powder. Yum!

Cuz nothing cures a headache like dying.

Aint that a kick in the asp

That cartoon has been on a loooong time.

This doesn’t really look like Marge Simpson to me.

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Pretty sure Mark Antony had a slice…

(And if anyone suggests it was Mark Anchovy I will NOT give it a like!)

I like how the measure of our civilization is based on such pillars of evolution… the pyramids and Pizza Hut! :D

I thought mummy’s day was in May

“Take 2 mummies and call me in the morning”

I am certain that the sarcophagus was in existence prior to Marge Simpson, so Marge Simpson resembles the image rather than the image resembling Marge Simpson.

Cleopatra missed both, poor girl.

Pizza Butt food is garbage masquerading as “pizza.” Support your local family-run pizzerias instead of these giant corporate chains.

Quick! Get a dozen people with gas masks walking around asking “Are you my mummy?”

So ol’ Clio is closer to Bass Pro than she is to Cheops?

I saw that tv program about weird addictions that some people have. One of them was a woman who continually snacked on her husband’s cremated remains. Gross!

In our area, all the dine-in Pizza Huts have closed.

She preferred the pepperoni unsliced and spicy.