You’d better hope Zoe doesn’t learn what you mean by that, Hammie. Otherwise, she’ll shove that marker so far up your butt, you’ll be sneezing out ink until high school!
Reminds me of a Golden Oldie I recall from my younger days:
A missionary is preaching to a primitive tribe that seems very receptive to his words. After almost every sentence they interrupt with a chant of, “Umgawa! Umgawa!”
When the sermon is over, the missionary’s guide walks him back to his tent. The missionary comments, with some pride, “Well, everyone in the tribe really seemed excited during my sermon.”
“Yes, very excited,” the guide replies. Then he points to a large pile of animal dung in their path. “Careful,” he warns, “don’t step in the umgawa.”
C 18 days ago
See Jane bellow
danketaz Premium Member 18 days ago
Should Hammie start calling her Jane or Cheetah.
Yakety Sax 18 days ago
Tarzan—man of few words.
ꜝ 18 days ago
(◠⯋◠) ROFL!!
that was brilliant, Hammie
iggyman 18 days ago
Hammie learns a new word!
ddl297 18 days ago
Still waiting for them to make a live action Tarzan movie, with a female “Tarzan”, a male "Jane “(”Joel"?) and a Cheetah “Cheetah”.
Huckleberry Hiroshima 18 days ago
lmao that’s funny.
jmworacle 18 days ago
And more eloquently to boot….
SquidGamerGal 18 days ago
You’d better hope Zoe doesn’t learn what you mean by that, Hammie. Otherwise, she’ll shove that marker so far up your butt, you’ll be sneezing out ink until high school!
Robert Nowall Premium Member 18 days ago
Kreegah! Bundalo!
mourdac Premium Member 18 days ago
Just borrowed ‘Tarzan’ for my e-reader. You know, I don’t believe I ever read it. Very interesting so far.
Daltongang Premium Member 18 days ago
Not just her vocabulary Hammie, but Zoe’s whole demeanor in life.
Godfreydaniel 18 days ago
You don’t have to live in a jungle to be savage…..
J-Yoshi64 18 days ago
That’s not true, Hammie! It’s missing “I’m telling!”
Cactus-Pete 18 days ago
Except Tarzan says “ungawa” not “umgawa”. (And it’s a made-up word.)
The Quiet One 18 days ago
But will it work?
David Huie Green AmericaIsGreatItHasUs 18 days ago
I was always impressed by how versatile “ungawa” was. Tarzan could do anything with it!!
wildlandwaters 18 days ago
or you could just ask Alexa… (I’m gonna hafta try that when I get home! Lol!)
Strawberry King 18 days ago
The original Zoe.
rshive 18 days ago
The things that one learns from TV ….
paullp Premium Member 18 days ago
Reminds me of a Golden Oldie I recall from my younger days:
A missionary is preaching to a primitive tribe that seems very receptive to his words. After almost every sentence they interrupt with a chant of, “Umgawa! Umgawa!”
When the sermon is over, the missionary’s guide walks him back to his tent. The missionary comments, with some pride, “Well, everyone in the tribe really seemed excited during my sermon.”
“Yes, very excited,” the guide replies. Then he points to a large pile of animal dung in their path. “Careful,” he warns, “don’t step in the umgawa.”
David Rickard Premium Member 18 days ago
Jaffa kree!
[Unnamed Reader - 14b4ce] 16 days ago
“Umgawa” means “Let’s run a spear through that guy,just f or fun”