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Youâd better hope Zoe doesnât learn what you mean by that, Hammie. Otherwise, sheâll shove that marker so far up your butt, youâll be sneezing out ink until high school!
Reminds me of a Golden Oldie I recall from my younger days:
A missionary is preaching to a primitive tribe that seems very receptive to his words. After almost every sentence they interrupt with a chant of, âUmgawa! Umgawa!â
When the sermon is over, the missionaryâs guide walks him back to his tent. The missionary comments, with some pride, âWell, everyone in the tribe really seemed excited during my sermon.â
âYes, very excited,â the guide replies. Then he points to a large pile of animal dung in their path. âCareful,â he warns, âdonât step in the umgawa.â
C 6 months ago
See Jane bellow
danketaz Premium Member 6 months ago
Should Hammie start calling her Jane or Cheetah.
Yakety Sax 6 months ago
Tarzanâman of few words.
ʲá 6 months ago
(â âŻâ ) ROFL!!
that was brilliant, Hammie
iggyman 6 months ago
Hammie learns a new word!
ddl297 6 months ago
Still waiting for them to make a live action Tarzan movie, with a female âTarzanâ, a male "Jane â(âJoel"?) and a Cheetah âCheetahâ.
Huckleberry Hiroshima Premium Member 6 months ago
lmao thatâs funny.
jmworacle 6 months ago
And more eloquently to bootâŚ.
SquidGamerGal 6 months ago
Youâd better hope Zoe doesnât learn what you mean by that, Hammie. Otherwise, sheâll shove that marker so far up your butt, youâll be sneezing out ink until high school!
Robert Nowall Premium Member 6 months ago
Kreegah! Bundalo!
mourdac Premium Member 6 months ago
Just borrowed âTarzanâ for my e-reader. You know, I donât believe I ever read it. Very interesting so far.
Daltongang Premium Member 6 months ago
Not just her vocabulary Hammie, but Zoeâs whole demeanor in life.
Godfreydaniel 6 months ago
You donât have to live in a jungle to be savageâŚ..
J-Yoshi64 6 months ago
Thatâs not true, Hammie! Itâs missing âIâm telling!â
Cactus-Pete 6 months ago
Except Tarzan says âungawaâ not âumgawaâ. (And itâs a made-up word.)
The Quiet One 6 months ago
But will it work?
David Huie Green LikeNobody'sEverSeen 6 months ago
I was always impressed by how versatile âungawaâ was. Tarzan could do anything with it!!
wildlandwaters 6 months ago
or you could just ask Alexa⌠(Iâm gonna hafta try that when I get home! Lol!)
Strawberry King 6 months ago
The original Zoe.
rshive 6 months ago
The things that one learns from TV âŚ.
paullp Premium Member 6 months ago
Reminds me of a Golden Oldie I recall from my younger days:
A missionary is preaching to a primitive tribe that seems very receptive to his words. After almost every sentence they interrupt with a chant of, âUmgawa! Umgawa!â
When the sermon is over, the missionaryâs guide walks him back to his tent. The missionary comments, with some pride, âWell, everyone in the tribe really seemed excited during my sermon.â
âYes, very excited,â the guide replies. Then he points to a large pile of animal dung in their path. âCareful,â he warns, âdonât step in the umgawa.â
David Rickard Premium Member 6 months ago
Jaffa kree!
[Unnamed Reader - 14b4ce] 6 months ago
âUmgawaâ means âLetâs run a spear through that guy,just f or funâ