Close to Home by John McPherson for August 06, 2024

Precocious squirt

at least it was the flower!

He’s a chip off the old block, a squirt off the old … … never mind.

…and you’re welcome to him.

His kid was born to be a clown. Nine months before he was born, he was already Daddy’s little squirt.

I guess he was up to some funny business.

The “squirts” COULD be from some OTHER orifices!!

Hi, Bleeb. Yeah, this is where the whole mess begins.

Babies… always clownin’ around!

That happened to me occasionally when changing my infant sons’ diapers.

FUNNY……..

He’s a l’il squirt!

Ha! Now that’s what I call a baby shower.

And thus begins the life of Krusty the Clown.

Oddly enough, the little guy wouldn’t breast feed. He said it tasted funny.

Hope that’s water

My boys could do that without a flower, mostly when I was changing their diaper.

He’s one of twenty that came out of mom!