Rubes by Leigh Rubin for August 04, 2024

Safe bet

Blockhead!

At approximately 2000 to 4000 pounds per square yard of Granite, Limestone or Basalt, they are going to need more than their knees to lift with.

Unconfirmed theory of archaeologists to explain the rare “small rectangular tomb” form of pyramid – unless of course artwork is found that shows it… oh, here it is. :-)

Definitely a keeper

Also, watch out – be careful when you set things down … so that you don’t set anything on anyone’s toes.

Cube root

Squish!

Jimmy Crack Corn…

Stoned again.

Fhuku, Khufu!!

The real truth about Moses.

Thus said the micromanager

Good for them! LOLOL

Upper mgmt

But my legs are worse than my back.

And behold, they created a monument for their strawboss, and placed him under it.

The first fragging?

The line between panels is, “Here, catch!”

Hey Boss don’t work too hard.

He soooooooo had that coming!