Talk to the hand!
Our future Borg selves.
Best alternate lyrics to Ralph’s melody of choice, courtesy of Dr. Nick Riviera of Springfield General Hospital in The Simpsons. While performing surgery:
♫ The thigh bone’s ♪ connected to the ♫
♪ hip bone. ♪ The hip bone’s connected to the ♪
♫ red thing. ♫ The red thing’s connected to my ♪
♪ wristwatch. .. .. ♫ .. .. uh oh.
100 years? Probably more like 25.
Like the Eye Phone from Furturama?
They won’t be called phones anymore and they’ll likely be connected directly to the brain – or be part of the brain.
Don’t forget that mark on one’s forehead.
I wonder where the ringer’s gonna be located?
The human head will evolve into just a large bump from just walkin’ around bumpin’ into telephone poles and such.
Wait… will there still be telephone poles? Hmmm!
Palm? Soon they may gets installed inside hoomins brains itself.
It’ll just be a computer chip in our heads…
Hey, if that type of phone has a GPS, would that make it a Palm Pilot?
Not hand, brain
Makes the concept of a yearly upgrade about as fun as a trip to the dentist.
My old boss would have loved a cell phone implant. I would have slammed a car on it if he’d gotten one.
Not a good idea.
………or implanted into their skulls. Of course, that would take the joy out of watching the little dweebs crashing into stuff.
100 years from now we will all be under water.
I’m afraid of where you must plug the hand in to charge it.
It’s become his new lifeline.
“in the yeeear 2525…….”
is… is that you, Dave?… a hundred years from now?!?
As long as the middle fingers work, it’s all good …!
( but not for cartoon hands )
So will we have to get an entire new hand every two years?
Scientists tweaking with the phony DNA proteins.
Try and find the film The President’s Analyst. Note the year it was made and then watch!
This would put a whole new twist on self-gratification.
Jeez! They’ll be stuck on our frontal lobes. We probably won’t even have hands because you’ll be able to “mouse” with your ear muscles.
Not gonna happen. Screen’s too small. We already have the Apple watch with a small screen and which does allow you to talk on it, like Dick Tracy.
Just cause people make money off of something doesn’t make it important, in the case of your little electronic buddy, it’s mostly addiction ! ;-)
Day by Dave
Dave Whamond
April 10, 2015
May 31, 2017
jandsmusic 27 days ago
Talk to the hand!
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member 27 days ago
Our future Borg selves.
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member 27 days ago
Best alternate lyrics to Ralph’s melody of choice, courtesy of Dr. Nick Riviera of Springfield General Hospital in The Simpsons. While performing surgery:
♫ The thigh bone’s ♪ connected to the ♫
♪ hip bone. ♪ The hip bone’s connected to the ♪
♫ red thing. ♫ The red thing’s connected to my ♪
♪ wristwatch. .. .. ♫ .. .. uh oh.
blunebottle 27 days ago
100 years? Probably more like 25.
jessebob42 27 days ago
Like the Eye Phone from Furturama?
wi3leong Premium Member 27 days ago
They won’t be called phones anymore and they’ll likely be connected directly to the brain – or be part of the brain.
Qiset 27 days ago
Don’t forget that mark on one’s forehead.
Zepher 27 days ago
I wonder where the ringer’s gonna be located?
Dobie Premium Member 27 days ago
The human head will evolve into just a large bump from just walkin’ around bumpin’ into telephone poles and such.
Wait… will there still be telephone poles? Hmmm!
Gent 27 days ago
Palm? Soon they may gets installed inside hoomins brains itself.
pat sandy creator 27 days ago
It’ll just be a computer chip in our heads…
ears2u812 Premium Member 27 days ago
Hey, if that type of phone has a GPS, would that make it a Palm Pilot?
diskus Premium Member 27 days ago
Not hand, brain
Mainesailah Premium Member 27 days ago
Makes the concept of a yearly upgrade about as fun as a trip to the dentist.
bikamper 27 days ago
My old boss would have loved a cell phone implant. I would have slammed a car on it if he’d gotten one.
ladykat 27 days ago
Not a good idea.
hooglah 27 days ago
………or implanted into their skulls. Of course, that would take the joy out of watching the little dweebs crashing into stuff.
Steverino Premium Member 27 days ago
100 years from now we will all be under water.
khcm1157 27 days ago
I’m afraid of where you must plug the hand in to charge it.
Frank Burns Eats Worms 27 days ago
It’s become his new lifeline.
wildlandwaters 27 days ago
“in the yeeear 2525…….”
wildlandwaters 27 days ago
is… is that you, Dave?… a hundred years from now?!?
Howard'sMyHero 27 days ago
As long as the middle fingers work, it’s all good …!
( but not for cartoon hands )
Brent Rosenthal Premium Member 27 days ago
So will we have to get an entire new hand every two years?
zeexenon 27 days ago
Scientists tweaking with the phony DNA proteins.
Maester Brow Premium Member 27 days ago
Try and find the film The President’s Analyst. Note the year it was made and then watch!
zxcar1 27 days ago
This would put a whole new twist on self-gratification.
mistercatworks 26 days ago
Jeez! They’ll be stuck on our frontal lobes. We probably won’t even have hands because you’ll be able to “mouse” with your ear muscles.
Laurie Stoker Premium Member 26 days ago
Not gonna happen. Screen’s too small. We already have the Apple watch with a small screen and which does allow you to talk on it, like Dick Tracy.
lnrokr55 25 days ago
Just cause people make money off of something doesn’t make it important, in the case of your little electronic buddy, it’s mostly addiction ! ;-)