Close to Home by John McPherson for August 24, 2024

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    comixbomix  3 months ago

    Disappointing that the host & organizer couldn’t.

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member 3 months ago

    That must be it.

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    Pickled Pete  3 months ago

    Putin goes to a psychic.

    She tells him he will die on a Ukrainian holiday.

    “Which holiday exactly?” asks Putin.

    “Any day that you die will be a Ukrainian holiday.”

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    enigmamz  3 months ago

    Thus wasting your plan to get naked in front of everyone.

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    s_krumpe  3 months ago

    I was going to go to a psychic once. I knocked on the door and she asked, “who’s there?” so I left

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    Dobie  Premium Member 3 months ago

    I knew that was gonna happen!

    Does that make me psychic?

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    Superhawk  3 months ago

    I used to think every thought I was psychic, but years later I realized they were all saying, “psychotic”.

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    wongo  3 months ago

    I almost married a psychic, but she broke up with me before we met.

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    Superhawk  3 months ago

    I used to think ‘everyone’….

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    fgerbil46  3 months ago

    Never seen a Headline: Psychic Wins Lottery!

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    ChukLitl Premium Member 3 months ago

    It should work like contingency lawyers. Only pay after it works.

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    Bob Blumenfeld  3 months ago

    Which was that nobody was going to show up. Truly knowing the future has some of the same problems time travel into the past does, because we live in the future’s past.

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  3 months ago

    They’ve been dabbling in the futures market.

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    oakie817  3 months ago

    nothing

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    Steverino Premium Member 3 months ago

    They shoulda seen it coming.

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    geese28  3 months ago

    Sooo no millions of dollars in my future?

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    cuzinron47  3 months ago

    I thought it was because the couldn’t see to go to it.

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    Impkins  Premium Member 3 months ago

    I can’t believe those psychic hotlines are becoming popular again. Oh. You mean that was the stock market’s number??? :)

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    Buoy  3 months ago

    For telling forfeiture.

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    eb110americana  3 months ago

    So apparently fortune tellers can see what’s coming, but not who’s not coming.

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    David_the_CAD  3 months ago

    Why do psychics need to advertise? shouldn’t they know who needs their services?

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    s_krumpe  3 months ago

    Did you hear the one about the little psychic that broke out of jail? Headline read Small Medium at Large

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