Disappointing that the host & organizer couldn’t.
That must be it.
Putin goes to a psychic.
She tells him he will die on a Ukrainian holiday.
“Which holiday exactly?” asks Putin.
“Any day that you die will be a Ukrainian holiday.”
Thus wasting your plan to get naked in front of everyone.
I was going to go to a psychic once. I knocked on the door and she asked, “who’s there?” so I left
I knew that was gonna happen!
Does that make me psychic?
I used to think every thought I was psychic, but years later I realized they were all saying, “psychotic”.
I almost married a psychic, but she broke up with me before we met.
I used to think ‘everyone’….
Never seen a Headline: Psychic Wins Lottery!
It should work like contingency lawyers. Only pay after it works.
Which was that nobody was going to show up. Truly knowing the future has some of the same problems time travel into the past does, because we live in the future’s past.
They’ve been dabbling in the futures market.
nothing
They shoulda seen it coming.
Sooo no millions of dollars in my future?
I thought it was because the couldn’t see to go to it.
I can’t believe those psychic hotlines are becoming popular again. Oh. You mean that was the stock market’s number??? :)
For telling forfeiture.
So apparently fortune tellers can see what’s coming, but not who’s not coming.
Why do psychics need to advertise? shouldn’t they know who needs their services?
Did you hear the one about the little psychic that broke out of jail? Headline read Small Medium at Large
August 21, 2015
comixbomix 27 days ago
Disappointing that the host & organizer couldn’t.
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member 27 days ago
That must be it.
Pickled Pete 27 days ago
Putin goes to a psychic.
She tells him he will die on a Ukrainian holiday.
“Which holiday exactly?” asks Putin.
“Any day that you die will be a Ukrainian holiday.”
enigmamz 27 days ago
Thus wasting your plan to get naked in front of everyone.
s_krumpe 27 days ago
I was going to go to a psychic once. I knocked on the door and she asked, “who’s there?” so I left
Dobie Premium Member 27 days ago
I knew that was gonna happen!
Does that make me psychic?
Superhawk 27 days ago
I used to think every thought I was psychic, but years later I realized they were all saying, “psychotic”.
wongo 27 days ago
I almost married a psychic, but she broke up with me before we met.
Superhawk 27 days ago
I used to think ‘everyone’….
fgerbil46 27 days ago
Never seen a Headline: Psychic Wins Lottery!
ChukLitl Premium Member 27 days ago
It should work like contingency lawyers. Only pay after it works.
Bob Blumenfeld 27 days ago
Which was that nobody was going to show up. Truly knowing the future has some of the same problems time travel into the past does, because we live in the future’s past.
Frank Burns Eats Worms 27 days ago
They’ve been dabbling in the futures market.
oakie817 27 days ago
nothing
Steverino Premium Member 27 days ago
They shoulda seen it coming.
geese28 27 days ago
Sooo no millions of dollars in my future?
cuzinron47 27 days ago
I thought it was because the couldn’t see to go to it.
Impkins Premium Member 27 days ago
I can’t believe those psychic hotlines are becoming popular again. Oh. You mean that was the stock market’s number??? :)
Buoy 27 days ago
For telling forfeiture.
eb110americana 27 days ago
So apparently fortune tellers can see what’s coming, but not who’s not coming.
David_the_CAD 26 days ago
Why do psychics need to advertise? shouldn’t they know who needs their services?
s_krumpe 26 days ago
Did you hear the one about the little psychic that broke out of jail? Headline read Small Medium at Large