Disappointing that the host & organizer couldn’t.
That must be it.
Putin goes to a psychic.
She tells him he will die on a Ukrainian holiday.
“Which holiday exactly?” asks Putin.
“Any day that you die will be a Ukrainian holiday.”
Thus wasting your plan to get naked in front of everyone.
I was going to go to a psychic once. I knocked on the door and she asked, “who’s there?” so I left
I knew that was gonna happen!
Does that make me psychic?
I used to think every thought I was psychic, but years later I realized they were all saying, “psychotic”.
I almost married a psychic, but she broke up with me before we met.
I used to think ‘everyone’….
Never seen a Headline: Psychic Wins Lottery!
It should work like contingency lawyers. Only pay after it works.
Which was that nobody was going to show up. Truly knowing the future has some of the same problems time travel into the past does, because we live in the future’s past.
They’ve been dabbling in the futures market.
nothing
They shoulda seen it coming.
Sooo no millions of dollars in my future?
I thought it was because the couldn’t see to go to it.
I can’t believe those psychic hotlines are becoming popular again. Oh. You mean that was the stock market’s number??? :)
For telling forfeiture.
So apparently fortune tellers can see what’s coming, but not who’s not coming.
Why do psychics need to advertise? shouldn’t they know who needs their services?
Did you hear the one about the little psychic that broke out of jail? Headline read Small Medium at Large
August 21, 2015
comixbomix 3 months ago
Disappointing that the host & organizer couldn’t.
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member 3 months ago
That must be it.
Pickled Pete 3 months ago
Putin goes to a psychic.
She tells him he will die on a Ukrainian holiday.
“Which holiday exactly?” asks Putin.
“Any day that you die will be a Ukrainian holiday.”
enigmamz 3 months ago
Thus wasting your plan to get naked in front of everyone.
s_krumpe 3 months ago
I was going to go to a psychic once. I knocked on the door and she asked, “who’s there?” so I left
Dobie Premium Member 3 months ago
I knew that was gonna happen!
Does that make me psychic?
Superhawk 3 months ago
I used to think every thought I was psychic, but years later I realized they were all saying, “psychotic”.
wongo 3 months ago
I almost married a psychic, but she broke up with me before we met.
Superhawk 3 months ago
I used to think ‘everyone’….
fgerbil46 3 months ago
Never seen a Headline: Psychic Wins Lottery!
ChukLitl Premium Member 3 months ago
It should work like contingency lawyers. Only pay after it works.
Bob Blumenfeld 3 months ago
Which was that nobody was going to show up. Truly knowing the future has some of the same problems time travel into the past does, because we live in the future’s past.
Frank Burns Eats Worms 3 months ago
They’ve been dabbling in the futures market.
oakie817 3 months ago
nothing
Steverino Premium Member 3 months ago
They shoulda seen it coming.
geese28 3 months ago
Sooo no millions of dollars in my future?
cuzinron47 3 months ago
I thought it was because the couldn’t see to go to it.
Impkins Premium Member 3 months ago
I can’t believe those psychic hotlines are becoming popular again. Oh. You mean that was the stock market’s number??? :)
Buoy 3 months ago
For telling forfeiture.
eb110americana 3 months ago
So apparently fortune tellers can see what’s coming, but not who’s not coming.
David_the_CAD 3 months ago
Why do psychics need to advertise? shouldn’t they know who needs their services?
s_krumpe 3 months ago
Did you hear the one about the little psychic that broke out of jail? Headline read Small Medium at Large