Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for August 12, 2024

Wouldn’t it be interesting if he’s mowing a motivational prompt into the grass.?

Are you ready for some football? Good timing now that Olympics is over.

Bah Humbug

P1- Tays: It’s good to see a lot of new faces. That’s what Tays says when to lunch time shift leaves and the evening talent arrives at Milford Gentleman’s Club.

Milford football? Winners? Man, this strip has changed.

A Hispanic lawn care person is stereotypical and racist. Or, a commentary on current US living. Your choice.

Deep budget cuts force the coaching staff to perform field maintenance.

What is the name of the new chapter that Luke is carving into my meticulously manicured field? Wrong answers only.

Nice work, Luke. Now Milford has the first Metric field in the conference. 40.88 at midfield was rather tricky to create.

P 2.5 (Gil): “…we’re winners at welcoming failure…”

" Beg players"? Is that how he found Tabias?

where done with bunkbed chat already

Players practice while two coaches stand around playin’ pocket pool while another one lines the field. Sounds about right.

Tomorrow, we learn who’s going to play goalie this year.

tays if you were with us the other day we would have set world record 4 people in front seat of a golf cart

Actually it’s the opposite a lot of places these days. Some schools in the Midwest where I live can’t field football teams anymore or merge with other schools to play. A gee even let girls play football to get enough numbers.

It’s weird that everyone wants to now join since they’re “winners”, despite the fact that they’ve had, like, one losing season in the last 30 years. And speaking of losing, you’re losing out if you’re not reading Mopped Up Thorp.

moppedupthorp.wordpress.com/2024/08/12/more-shenanigans-2/

In all reality, how demeaning to make Coach Martinez cut the grass !

Since when does Milford have 7 on 7?

Joe Biden and Barack stylin’ in their sunglasses.

Can’t they get those wacky guys that were pretending to paint lines on a street for a hilarious prank? Luke could then be deployed to better uses, like…uh…hmmm…well…

will they let inma play linebacker this year ?

Tomorrow, “Alright, who mowed our new Astro Turf Field?”