Hammie would spend playing the whole game chasing Zoe’s ball so he can ‘send it’. Hopefully Darryl does have a sledge hammer that Hammie would use in lieu of the mallet to get more distance on Zoes ball.
Whack sister’s head with a mallet, then while she’s unconscious, us the wickets to secure her arms and legs to the ground. Then using a mallet and peg, drive it like a stake into her heart and the vampire will be purged
it’s actually good fun for when you have participants with widely varying ages because speed and strength aren’t really factors for the most part – so it kinda ‘levels the field’
I remember playing crocquet and lawn jarts as a kid and having so much fun. When we would get together with my Dad’s family we always played croquet when it was nice outside because it was Gram’s favorite game and she always beat all us grands. Me and my sister played lawn jarts all the time and never got hurt from them. I miss those days of youth and vigor and funs times with the family.
rekam Premium Member 3 months ago
Quick! Put away somewhere where he’d never think to look.
iggyman 3 months ago
Hammiecould do a lot of mayhem with that set!
ᴮᴼᴿᴱᴰ2ᴰᴱᴬᵀᴴ 3 months ago
poor Hammie⠄⠄⠄
they won’t let him have anything more “dangerous” than a bubble wand
jmworacle 3 months ago
You might have purchased some lawn darts.
Sue Ellen 3 months ago
Somebody always brought a croquet set to family picnics but nobody new the rules for how to set it up or play.
HappyDog/ᵀʳʸ ᴮᵒᶻᵒ ⁴ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵘⁿ ᵒᶠ ᶦᵗ Premium Member 3 months ago
Replace the hard ball with a rubber one until he’s older.
kab2rb 3 months ago
You forgot that dad, wait until Hammie is little older.
SquidGamerGal 3 months ago
You know what your problem is? Your utter lack of faith for your kids!
ctolson 3 months ago
Hammie would spend playing the whole game chasing Zoe’s ball so he can ‘send it’. Hopefully Darryl does have a sledge hammer that Hammie would use in lieu of the mallet to get more distance on Zoes ball.
Daltongang Premium Member 3 months ago
And Zoe will want to have a tea party on the lawn.
oish 3 months ago
Whack sister’s head with a mallet, then while she’s unconscious, us the wickets to secure her arms and legs to the ground. Then using a mallet and peg, drive it like a stake into her heart and the vampire will be purged
Aladar30 Premium Member 3 months ago
Or “Polo” when Zoe will force Hammie to be a horse.
gigi20 3 months ago
We played dodge ball with dirt clods.
wildlandwaters 3 months ago
when you’re a little boy, pretty much everything can pass for munitions… (don’t ask me how I know…lol!)
[Unnamed Reader - 14b4ce] 3 months ago
Croquet is an “old people’s game”
ᴮᴼᴿᴱᴰ2ᴰᴱᴬᵀᴴ 3 months ago
@ [Unnamed Reader – 14b4ce]
⠄⠄⠄but it made it into the olympics one year
it’s actually good fun for when you have participants with widely varying ages because speed and strength aren’t really factors for the most part – so it kinda ‘levels the field’
blah_duh 3 months ago
And as with most things at yard sales … they probably have a little boy, too, and that’s why it was they wanted to get rid of it.
hubbard3188 3 months ago
We call that ‘ordnance’
The Quiet One 3 months ago
Hammie is going to love that.
Strawberry King 3 months ago
Hammie and a mallet? That means trouble.
EXCALABUR 3 months ago
How about its time he learns how to behave. The longer you wait the worse he will get.
Sambora1 3 months ago
I remember playing crocquet and lawn jarts as a kid and having so much fun. When we would get together with my Dad’s family we always played croquet when it was nice outside because it was Gram’s favorite game and she always beat all us grands. Me and my sister played lawn jarts all the time and never got hurt from them. I miss those days of youth and vigor and funs times with the family.