F Minus by Tony Carrillo for August 20, 2024

The new “Ventisimo”

What would Starbucks call that size?

It’s the dilution illusion solution.

“So if anybody needs me, I’ll be on the toilet until…oh, say middle of November.”

Starbuck’s hired a burrito boss? Short the stock!

With those glasses you can’t tell how wired that guy is from all that coffee.

We get McDonald’s senior coffee. Good coffee, cheap, and you can ask for a refill.

They already sell them – but it comes in a box (like wine) – bagel places often sell them as part of a “breakfast bundle” that used to cost around $30 for a box of coffee, 2 cream cheese tubs and 13 bagels before the plague ($10 cheaper without the coffee)

The K cup people upscaled to the W cup. (It will always need to get larger.)

Looks like you need a syphon to drink out of that

Well, you can get a yard of ale in Britland, but I think a yard of coffee might pose more logistical challenges…

tall