Robert, age 80, always wanted a pair of authentic Texas cowboy boots.So, seeing some on sale, he bought them and wore them home.
Walking proudly, he sauntered into the kitchen and said to his wife, “Notice anything different about me?”
Margaret, Age 75, looked him over. “Nope.”
Frustrated, Robert stormed off into the bathroom, undressed and walked back into the kitchen completely naked except for the boots. Again he asked Margaret, a little louder this time, “Notice anything different now?”
Margaret looked up and said in her best deadpan, “Robert, what’s different? It’s hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday, it’ll be hanging down again tomorrow.”
Furious, Robert yelled, “And do you know why it’s hanging down, Margaret?”
“Nope. Not a clue”, she replied.
“It’s hanging down, because it’s looking at my new boots!!!!”
Without missing a beat Margaret replied, “Should have bought a hat, Robert! Should have bought a hat.”
C’mon now people, admit it. We’ve all gotten our heads stuck in a bowl at least once in our lives. …er, just kidding. I’ve never done that. Heh-heh… okay there was that M&M incident in the 5th grade.. bowl glued to the table. But that doesn’t count.
Leroy 2 months ago
So…If any Lego monsters invade Anaheim, they’re ready!
The Duke 2 months ago
Bowl or jar, that is the question.
The dude from FL Premium Member 2 months ago
Anaheim has too much money…nothing special about a Tesla truck!
jpsomebody 2 months ago
The first Mr. Potato Head toys required a real potato for the body.
Pickled Pete 2 months ago
Robert, age 80, always wanted a pair of authentic Texas cowboy boots.So, seeing some on sale, he bought them and wore them home.
Walking proudly, he sauntered into the kitchen and said to his wife, “Notice anything different about me?”
Margaret, Age 75, looked him over. “Nope.”
Frustrated, Robert stormed off into the bathroom, undressed and walked back into the kitchen completely naked except for the boots. Again he asked Margaret, a little louder this time, “Notice anything different now?”
Margaret looked up and said in her best deadpan, “Robert, what’s different? It’s hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday, it’ll be hanging down again tomorrow.”
Furious, Robert yelled, “And do you know why it’s hanging down, Margaret?”
“Nope. Not a clue”, she replied.
“It’s hanging down, because it’s looking at my new boots!!!!”
Without missing a beat Margaret replied, “Should have bought a hat, Robert! Should have bought a hat.”
A Common 'tator 2 months ago
I wasn’t too comfortable where McFerran was putting his fingers…. either…
bunkyrcs 2 months ago
Believe it or not? These 3 items are very believable, nothing very interesting.
LeftCoastKen Premium Member 2 months ago
… making Anaheim officially the stupidest city in the U.S.
tremaine53 2 months ago
You just can’t overestimate how critically important it is to assemble a Mr. Potato Head toy quickly.
markhughw 2 months ago
which was a record time for assembling a Mr. Potato Head by a five year old
Huckleberry Hiroshima 2 months ago
C’mon now people, admit it. We’ve all gotten our heads stuck in a bowl at least once in our lives. …er, just kidding. I’ve never done that. Heh-heh… okay there was that M&M incident in the 5th grade.. bowl glued to the table. But that doesn’t count.
Gameguy49 Premium Member 2 months ago
The bowl had food in it and when the dog reached the bottom there was no going back.
comixbomix 2 months ago
Did they ever manage to get bullet-proof glass on one?
mindjob 2 months ago
Every day I’m seeing stories about some animal that got stuck in plastic. It’s tragic
GojusJoe 2 months ago
We’re up with technology here in Bald Tater, Arkansas. Our sheriff and the mail man ride a Segway.
AZCoyote 2 months ago
A bowl can’t do that.
oakie817 2 months ago
i once ate a baked potato in 4.15 seconds!
paranormal 2 months ago
Declan must have a really bring life!!!
PoodleGroomer 2 months ago
Air conditioning battery load kills the mileage and time between charges.
cactusbob333 2 months ago
That cybertruck appears to have palm trees growing on it.
flpmlp 2 months ago
Probably free from a convicted drug dealer
tkrist42 2 months ago
electric is a great concept. It still needs work.
Bilan 2 months ago
When you’re a city that gets tons of tax revenue from Disneyland and Knott’s Berry farm, you can buy stuff like that.
coffeeturtle 2 months ago
Robocop vehicle
8^)
olds_cool63 2 months ago
Poor Anaheim…