Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for August 22, 2024

It’s to die fer

I think he needs a longer joust.

That’s a sight I didn’t need to see.

Red Sonya swears by the chain mail bikini.

Look like it designed by some movie clowns.

Iron underwear or chastity belt.

I thought jousting lances were wooden.

This is the first I’ve seen Rodney’s body with limited armor. It’s not pretty, is it?!

up close and personal jousting

Isn’t “whatever that thing is called” they joust with made of wood?

Saves on pension costs too.

Need a new designer!!!!

Sir Rodney is about to assume a new title, Skewered of Id.

Gives a whole new meaning to the term “lance corporal”.

What about saving Rodney’s life?

I LOVE this one! GREAT WORK, P & H!!

Nothing like leaving most of your internal organs exposed during a joust. One quick lance through the chest and you’re done for.

Looks like a diaper!

But not knights!

He borrowed it from Madonna.

Those tin foil knickers are gonna chafe!

Looking good Rodney! You’ll win the crowd favorite award.

Conan style?

Somethings we can’t unsee. I need a spoon.

Clyde, the capybara from FurBabies, recently had on a speedo looking joust like Rodney’s lower garment!

Ewwwww…I think my eyeballs just fried.

Saving on steel at the expense of Knights. Typical royalty.

Joust deal with it.

Surely you joust.

Jousting lances were usually wooden.

Nice Steelos bathing suit. Hope it’s rust proof.

WAY more of Rodney than what I ever wanted to see.

When lives are considered cheaper than steel.

Why do the “diapers” remind me of a sumo wrestler?

Perfect for those hot summer jousts, don’t forget the sunblock

Sometimes, size does count.

The money saved could be used to cover medical expenses. (But it probably won’t…)

Ugh!….

Mine eyes hath seen the glory! Eye bleach anyone?

Looks like a sumo outfit.

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